Master Shifu

indie Kung Fu Panda RP master the the furious five. student of Oogway. trainer to all the greatest warriors in all of China

[iorhael]

Reblog if you're a roleplayer with "x" in your URL.

I want to see how many of you exist.  for non-“x” roleplayers

[thisshipatsea]

谚语

Chinese proverbs to live by

[sweetcaboo]

Geekdome [fandom jewelry&accessories] giveaway!

 handmade polymer clay jewelry&accessories from etsy

Rules! 

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please have your askbox open and ready to be notified! 

giveaway ends JUNE 15TH 11:59 EST

→ F I R S T P L A C E

any item of your choice

→ S E C O N D P L A C E

any pair of earrings

The winner will be chosen using a number scrambler. Good luck! I can’t wait to choose two lucky winners! :)

[wazowsxi]

bucket list:

[masterxshifu]

[masterxshifu]

           'WHO IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME            STOLE   MY   APPLE  DUMPLING.            SPEAK UP  NOW  OR  FOREVER            BE CURSED.'

[bxrnss-deactivated20140505]

          Ｘ ;;  ◣ You mean…Fortune cookies? ◥

[masterxshifu]

        ' Yes, xiǎojiě, this is precisely what the citizens        of the valley call them.  yet only a fool refers to        culinary   devices   to  peer  into  their  destiny. '

[masterxshifu]

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[masterxshifu]

   ' ---------cookies are hardly reliable methods of determining your fortune.'

[warriorxpoe]

[he peers closely into the water.] "I see…I see… WHOA… no way... I see a cat fish! Those are pretty rare around here.”

[masterxshifu]

     [ The Kung Fu master must take a deep breath. Meditate. Release.      Slowly he scuttles toward Poe, mouth drawn in a firm line and eyes      --peering into the rippling water reflecting the green hills of China. ]

    ' Would you like for me to tell you what I see? '       It is a trick question, as all Master Shifu's questions are--- but an important one----at least as long as the future of China is depending upon this impenitent panda bear. 

[streetxcatarchive]

So maybe she skipped out on learning anything.  Nothing too exciting about that, anyways.

It doesn’t take a genius to see her companion’s a bit annoyed by her lack of knowledge.  Still, his knowledge is quite            intriguing.

     ”Limitless power?”

     ”How about a limitless stomach, instead? I could go for eating a pound of cake right about now.”

[masterxshifu]

      [ a tangible shiver slithers down the red panda's frame      at the mention of stomach. far too akin to poe...... the     overweight panda who crashed down from the clouds     and had stolen the title from his four greatest students. ]

   'There are no pound cakes on the temple grounds. Might I interest you instead with a bowl of noodles? '

[hemokinetics-archive-blog]

❣—❝Y-Yes, but you see, wh-when it’s longer, it’s easier to get t-tangled and I—❞

❝—Eep! H-How unpleasant!! I-I don’t have f-fur, but you do!!❞ Am I going insane?! First ducks stealing my chocolate, and now this?! Obscenely unpleasant!

[masterxshifu]

     ' ------unpleasant, you say? yet i'm not the one with a tangled mop       on my head. '

[masterxshifu]

warriorxpoe replied to your post: „?

i can make them 4 u

don't worry, mesa trying to do this myself : 3 

[warriorxpoe]

"…

Ohhh. Wow. So— does this mean I’m, like, destined for greatness?”

[masterxshifu]

[ the dragon warrior master nearly shudders ]

' THAT ------ is still under question.   Look  into  the  puddle of  hidden   destiny and tell me what you see. '

[hemokinetics-archive-blog]

❣—❝M-My hair’s getting long again… b-but I wonder if I can afford a hair cut this time!❞

[masterxshifu]

   "  I am no expert, but I say keep the hair.     ----------------the longer the fur, the better."

[masterxshifu]

 ,,?

[warriorxpoe]

♪ SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A KUNG FU WARRIOR OUT OF YOU ♩

[masterxshifu]

    [  hopeless....  ]

[streetxcatarchive]

   ”Thanks, bub. Like I needed any reminders as to how skinny I am. So what’s a ‘dragon warrior’ anyhow?”

[masterxshifu]

         [ what in the name of yang did they teach                    these students down in the valley? ]

The kung fu master sighs and rubs his head.

'-------The dragon warrior is the legendary student who will, by destiny, be granted the power to read the dragon scroll, thus unlocking the secret to limitless power.'