dragon warrior

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

[wywereyouborn-deactivated201506]

Is that a… panda?

"Uhm, hi?"

[warriorxpoe]

[man, he is out of breath.]

"Which way... to...the Jade...  Palace?"

[bearmastermerida-archive-blog]

           ｛ ☀ ｝ —— " Really sorta d’pends on yer definition ‘a good. ”

" Y’know, Ah don’ think Ah’ve ever met a talkin' bear b'fore. Plenty a bears too many, actually  an’ a talkin’ crow but no bears. “

[warriorxpoe]

"Oh yeah? Well that's funny--- I've never met a.... red haired, um, are you a jaguar?"

[warriorxpoe]

"You guys look pretty lost."

[xgoldilock]

   ❝are you a bear?❞

[warriorxpoe]

"Yeah, hi." [company was great, but he was in a rush.]

"Can you tell me where I can find..." [he pulls out his map and reads.] the glade of whimsical wisdom?"

[bearmastermerida-archive-blog]

           ｛ ☀ ｝ —— " Whoa yerself. Yer th’ talkin’ bear, lad, nae me. “

[warriorxpoe]

"Uh, isn't that a good thing?"                 [didn't all bears talk?]

[masterxshifu]

[ the dragon warrior master nearly shudders ]

' THAT ——— is still under question.   Look  into  the  puddle of  hidden   destiny and tell me what you see. ‘

[warriorxpoe]

[he peers closely into the water.] "I see...I see... WHOA... no way... I see a cat fish! Those are pretty rare around here."

[warriorxpoe]

Well this was an inopportune moment for unsuspected visitors.

"...hey."

[streetxcatarchive]

“Nope.  Too busy grooming.

Let me know if it was something interesting.”

[warriorxpoe]

"No no look- right over there, it's--" [she missed it.     the fireworks disappeared with a resounding pop.]

[paradisefxlls-deactivated201409]

      ━ ☁ ━ 

         ❝I’m dreaming, right?

               And you’re some kind of dream panda?❞

[warriorxpoe]

"Well, actually no.      More like a kung...fu...panda."

[warriorxpoe]

"Whoa." [these guys looked weird.]

[masterxshifu]

' WRONG. It’s not the puddle which is sacred, 

—————-but the reflection contained within it. ‘

             [ did this bumbling panda understand anything about the sacred art of inner focus? ]

[warriorxpoe]

"...

Ohhh. Wow. So-- does this mean I'm, like, destined for greatness?"

[warriorxpoe]

"Did you guys just see that?"

[warriorxpoe]

♪ SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A KUNG FU WARRIOR OUT OF YOU ♩

[warriorxpoe]

Oh.       "You guys are probably here for the noodles, right?"

[masterxshifu]

'you smell awful.  ———please take a bath.’

[warriorxpoe]

"I just hiked five miles  ----to look at a sacred puddle."

[warriorxpoe]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

"Um…noodles? Please don’t tell my dad.”

[masterxshifu]

[warriorxpoe]

[master shifu was following him]