Earlier this evening, we discovered a pigeon in our kitchen at work.
My boss: Let's leave the room and just let it find its own way outside.
At the same time, the pigeon was repeatedly flying into every closed window but the open one...So didn't seem like this was gonna happen anytime soon and we needed that kitchen.
Me: We can get it outside, I've seen it done on TV.
And my boss probably imagined an educational program showing you what to do when a bird gets inside your house. But by "seen it done on TV", I mean that this exact scene popped into my head.




















