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pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250

literally no one knows how to be fans of musicians in a respectful, non-intrusive way anymore, except for my mutuals, who are trying to convince 82 year old bob dylan that he is nonbinary

annabelle--cane

"why do you always talk about carrying narcan with the same memey tone as ibuprofenposting? like what is this bit, what are you doing" 1. I am actively trying to make it seem like an easy, normal, and non-intimidating thing to do. which it is! a lot of people have access to naloxone but don't think to actually get any because they think they don't have a reason to need it, but if they just saw three memes about being a narcangirl then next time they see some on offer for free to the public then they might remember "wait. I'm the public. I, too, can be a narcangirl." 2. this isn't even a bit for me I am genuinely like this. me and my narcan #mynarcan

johnny-depp-is-loved

lakemojave

Google has far more than 2 Ls to their name tbh

theplantqueer

[ID 1: A tweet from Culture Crave that says, "Google announces it will now prioritize Al-generated answers in search results over human-written website articles

• Search will be centered around a reimagined "intelligent search box'

• Starts next Tuesday

(via @TechCrunch)"

2: A reply from Morchel with a screenshot of them asking google "how many Ls are in Google". The AI summary responds, "There are 2 Ls in Google (Goolle)." /end ID]

aurasisle

They put men on the moon? Not very impressive. Bunnies have been up there since antiquity making delicious mochi for all.

stargazers-satellite

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

innerchildabortionclinic

your cat was an honor to see in the window

rambrandt-the-painter

women are so awesome.....

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

[gets a new mutual] i look forward to working with you

monster2003

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

no1snoopyfan

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

do you consider humans an invasive species

yes

no

only in some aspects

results

Voting ended onJul 9

#is there a way of saying yes that isnt racist #i dont think we can generalize all human cultures as nuisances #so i dont think its a species-level issue even in certain locations. i think specific human groups have become a nuisance #in their environments and some specific human groups either never have or haven't always #and i think this is something we can change #so the framing doesn't feel good faith or relevant

iusedtobecharming-deactivated20

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

rehearsing

happy too tired July everyone

flopy-hana

[Id: July 1. Too tired. End id]

Classic Kafka.

lesbianshepard

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

lesbianshepard

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.