Big Words, Small Talk

Hi! I'm Matthew. I live in Belgium. I speak Dutch, but I understand English no need to freak 'bout that. Classical musician. I'm totally openminded although I mistrust people who look like fish, sorry mermaids out there! I am not a dolphine, I didn't give Obama a facial, I haven't build the Empire State Building, I never burried someone on the moon. That's about it, anything else leave a message!

[matt-enz]

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

[msunderstoo]

[matt-enz]

Me: hello is anyone there

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[amyjdewinehouse]

and I go back to…

[throughkaleidscopeeyes]

i’m crying

[wigglytuffer]

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

[stability]

👼💀

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

“They didn’t pay… Take out the toddler”

[screencap-central]

[pre-successful]

The new season of HTGAWM looks really good.

[matt-enz]

^omg

[bpd--ghostie]

me: *meets someone new*

in my head: *slot machine rolling what kind of personality i should present to this one*

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Mr. Lovenstein

[humorking]

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

[thebabbagepatch]

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[matt-enz]

B-I-C-T-H

[easywavy]

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

[donutellaforever]

[belllllllll77]

[matt-enz]

I thought it was a glass of milk and I was still relating