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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
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cherry valley forever
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pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird
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Acquired Stardust
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Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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great work everyone
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
i cannojt bretahe
I…I cannot describe the emotion I’m feeling right now.
i cant. breath hhhhhhhhhh
Clown Orgy
i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis
tippy taps
Elég menő !
💀💀💀
(Man playing song, misses a note, expletive, goes on with the song)
the song is the beginning to “the entertainer” by joplin, and the “fuck” goes in time with the song
Me too, my guy. Me too.
“Whoa, check out Dave’s stick”
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Y’all already know it’s 4 pm time for your daily dose of giving me serotonin through tiktok engagement
[Video Description: A TikTok by user RatchetIntellectual showing a Black person addressing the camera. Above them are subtitles of what they are saying. End Video Description]
[Audio Transcript:
{Lofi by Domknowz plays quietly in the background}
So, on Tumblr, I made this post about how white nerds can only relate to the experiences of people of color through a fandom lens. Harry Potter and Steven Universe make more sense to them than the lived experiences of people of color.
And then I heard argument that, like, “oh well it’s fiction, it’s supposed to help people relate to other people”
This is true in some regards. It’s great for children, and creators of color have used fiction in their work to talk about their experiences and demonstrate oppression. But constantly relating the experiences of people of color to elves and witches and aliens allows you to continue to dehumanize people of color.
It allows you to ignore us when we speak out about racism in fandom and to never learn to empathize with us as whole, full human beings. End Audio Transcript]
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finally, the thrilling radio play adaptation
This is hands down the best edit that could ever have been made to this scene.
homochromia is when ur eyes are both the same color heterochromia is when ur eyes are different colors from each other
shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said 'you will live to 100!' and then looked at my mental health results and said '...if you want to'
alternative highlight: when he finished the physical examination and instead of saying 'you can sit up now' he just slapped my leg like the roof of a car
god faking tasks
jesus literally has sus in his fuckin name
Jesus was voted off this earth for your sins
the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats
this has gotten 500x more true this year
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