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elliot, 22, he/him, white. trans & gay. things & stuff enthusiast!

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[ducks-unlimited]

[ducks-unlimited]

[ducks-unlimited]

[sexchangewerewolf]

[tamnsy]

was making sure that even tho i cant have fruits and veggies rn my bunny can and came across this wonderful graphic

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[sickerfxck]

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[t4t4tclethian]

something niceys this way comes

[a-book-of-creatures]

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[larval-tear]

somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[paulandersonxo]

question answered thanks #MediaNun