Tales from the Bottom of a Shot Glass

An honest, awesome, funny, brilliant, inspirational, light hearted, joking, angry, and drunken view on life written by a normal guy named Matteo Torre. Matteo's only goal in life is to impart his wisdom and to show that a guy who suffers from the "anything that will happen...will happen to me" syndrome can write about the world and how he survives it with life’s 4 most necessary gifts; anger, humor, shadiness, and alcohol

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I'll miss the frost!! Happy New Year!! #newyearseve #nj #newjersey #winter #ice #iceandsnow #beauty #matteoisgood #love

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I'm not sick... I'm just a little horse!! My current spirit animal! #fat #cantstopeating #horses #matteoisgood #hilarious #memes #friday

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Truth Buuuuurn #christmas

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Finally got around to putting up my Christmas tree! #floridateacher #florida #icancelledchristmas #fail #funny #losingit #winter #christmas #christmastree

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2 thoughts are going through my mind: 1) I refuse to miss out on #Halloween! 2) Obviously I'm not going to make friends easy... #original #october #november #friends #unique #fail #batman

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SCORE ONE FOR ME! #halloween #work #newjob #florida #floridateacher #teachersofinstagram

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Change "been late" to "haven't shown up"...yep...my life! #matteoisgood #fails #meme #funny #humpday #halloween #october

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True life, I'm soulless #dailyquotes #dailytruth #funny #memes #fail #life

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It came back!!!!! #thewalkingdead #twd #halloween #october #memes #matteoisgood

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Sunday. Sunday. SUNDAY...weekends never seem to be long enough... #sundayfunday #weekendvibes

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50 TRUTHS 1 LIE Challenge...Get to know Me!!! #35 = I'm a Terrible Boyfr...

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Just a General Rant!!! Big Changes coming soon and More Videos!!! Help Me Out by Liking, Watching, Subscribing and of course SHARING IS CARING!!

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You can hear it in your mind... #october #scary #halloween #matteoisgood

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SUMMER SURVIVAL RANT! I'm back and HOTTER then Ever!

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HEY HEY YA’LL, Watch be get all HOT and BOTHERED! Summer Sickness, Feverish Update!