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matt f. hampton 26, personal bodyguard maybe it's not them, maybe it's actually you. since you're a prick.

[matthampton]

He shrugged nonchalantly. “Not really. I don’t have special lines saved for girls I find attractive. I like to make it up as I go. Never really been a fan of re-using pickup lines and stuff like that.” He raised his eyebrows in surprise and let out a laugh. “I’m willing to bet you still haven’t told them this? But that’s hilarious. Who were you engaged to if I may ask?” The question was genuine as he did in fact wonder about all these arranged marriages. He thought they were past this by now, but apparently not. “Yeah, I suppose we gave him a bit of a hard time. I-- yeah, some blokes gave him shit advic, but lucky enough for him he decided to speak to his older brother too and he was a lot nicer than we were. Oh, yeah, we were terrible,” he confessed with a nod, then threw a glance in the bag’s direction. “Ah. No. I have enough in my room as well, it was more .. about those objects in general and not those specifically. Yeah? Let’s .. let’s change the subject then.” After winking at her he made a fart noise with his mouth and nodded once. “Yeah, he’s not the most pleasant around here. Doesn’t help he’s good looking, he can still be a handful. Or two. No? Enjoy while it lasts.”

[matthampton]

“I’m pretty sure you know it better than I do, that’s for sure. Trust me when I say I’ve never been much of a princess. Listen, I might not be very smart, but I do know you need royal parents, I’m not completely daft,” he said with a chuckle. “Perhaps? Sounds a bit like it. I don’t know, it’s just seemed that way based on some of the other people around here. I know a good deal of them has learned about horseback riding too. You ever done that?” Matt shrugged. “I think I saw a sign about a pool or something earlier. Might’ve been mistaken though, but I’m very sure they have a pool here so I could help you look for it. ... well I hope so or I’ve kinda fucked up.” Making a fake ‘ops’ expression he followed shortly with a smile. “If I’ve got time off I can take you. Outside too. Seriously, it’s no big deal. You don’t have a personal guard?” He frowned. That was something he was sure she’d have. “I don’t know, perhaps ... upwards? You can decide, princess.”

[matthampton]

“It--uh.” Matt had to pause for a couple of seconds while coming up with a good answer that didn’t give too much away or made it seem like his brother was shit. “I believe a more fitting word would be steady. Steady job. He’s growing on me, but the little shit’s driving me insane with all his shenanigans. My good looks helps, but they’re not enough. Remember when you told me I’d be longing for a ten minute break? Sometimes I’d kill to get one. Seriously.” He rolled his eyes, thinking about earlier that same day when he was forced to go talk to the chef because they’d forgotten the prince didn’t like tomatoes in his sandwhich. “Aw, how very flattering. Don’t stop,” the blonde said with fake modesty and waved the compliment off with his hand. Her offer made him grin, not only because of the comment about sleeping with her, but he actually started considering it. No doubt she was nicer than Janaan. “If I get to sleep with you as well, then I’m absolutely interested. I actually am though. Interested, I mean. It sounds like better work conditions than what I have now. Way better. What?” Matt raised his hands in defense. “I’m very sorry, madame, but beautiful people does something to me and I can’t help it. If you want then of course I’ll back down. Well, my grandfather wasn’t too happy, but if it pleases you then it’s worth it. Well, they taste delicious. What would be yours then?”

[matthampton]

“Not what I meant. I was thinking more they were covering it up by calling it private lessons. I may not be a tutor in the subject, but I can give a demonstration. I might need a volunteer thoug,” he said, pretending to scan the area for a volunteer and winks at her. “Nah, I doubt the parents would want to think about their kids doing any form of sexual activity. Oh, I think I’ve seen a fair amount of these faces before. Newspapers, tabloids and so on. Huh?” Matt asked, tilting his head slightly to one side, a questioning look on his face. “Have I what? Hed about private lessons in sex? No, I haven’t. Not since George got a girlfriend in lower secondary school and a bunch of us had a meeting to teach him basic shit.” He shrugged and flashed her a grin. “Perhaps right in this moment, but they might come in handy soon enough, I’m sure.” He nodded as a thank you, then rolled his eyes. “I’m lucky enough to look after prince Janaan of Iraq. Such a great kid.”

[marcerioxcastillo]

o l i v e r  h a m p t o n: “Relationship w/ Mattis” (moodboard 1/?)

There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother… Oh, how I H A T E D that little boy. And how I love him too.”

[matthampton]

Matt opened his mouth to respond, but was silenced by Dragan’s words. A light shade of red appeared on his cheeks and he turned his look to the side, away from the prince’s eyes. Wel, that’s embarrassing. “Alright. I did-- yeah, I called you weird shit and I apologize. Though Dragon Warrior was not meant as a negative thing. Still, I--” He stopped again, mouth hanging slightly open at what Dragan was saying, his eyes locked with the prince’s. After a couple of seconds the corners of his mouth curled upwards into an amused grin. His heart raced, but he took a chance at the reply. “Ah. See.. Since you want me to be honest and all, you are extremely good looking. I’m sure you’re aware of this though. However, I can assure you that I normally look at you as a prince and not just a piece of meat. If it happens then it’s a piece of meat I highly respect.”

[matthampton]

“Ah, and being graceful is a major part of being a princess, isn’t it? -- that wasn’t sarcastic, I actually meant it,” he explained,fearing his tone might’ve suggested otherwise. From what he’d gathered the short amount of time he’d been working for Janaan and in Nuuk holding your head up high, being graceful and confident was something that was important to a lot of people. Certainly not everyone, but perhaps especially the princesses. “What did you want to do though? Any other sports? Something creative? I’ve heard more people say they’re bored already and I get it. I thought you were allowed with a guard at least.” He tilted his head a bit to the side, studynig her. “Well. I suppose, it’s up to you what you want to do. I don’t what he.. well. Anyway, it was just a suggestion.” Which I really should follow myself, he added silently. Not that he believed the entire feud between him and Oliver was his fault, but he hadn’t done much to prevent it lately and he had his regrets. “Then no, I guess it isn’t. Anyway, you have someone now,” he said and took a couple of steps forward, then gestured for her to follow with a wave of his hand.

[xlysixn-blog]

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[draganxx-deactivated20160727]

# (matt and olav)

Olav

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Doc

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21st Century Blues - The Wombats 

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[Text]: I busted the skin on my knuckles open again…[Text]: think you could fix it?

Matt

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Hot Guy #15 (Bodyguard) 

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R.I.P To My Youth - The Neighbourhood 

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[Text]: Were you staring at me in the showers in the locker room today?[Text]: There are other ways to get my attention towards your dick.[Unsent]: But it is a nice one. 

[xlysixn-blog]

Lijana almost froze, relating all to well to the man’s words. She meant to nod, but before she could comment, he’d already changed the subject. It was probably for the best though, Lijana thought to herself. Nothing good could come out of a discussion about her parents. “That’s most definitely the one that most people get injured doing. You won’t believe the amount of bloodstained en point shoes I own.” Of course, there had been a punishment every time she’d ruined another pair of shoes, but it was unavoidable, even Tatijana unable to keep from staining hers. “No…. not really. I mean, he talks, and usually when he does, you can’t shut him up, but still….” Lijana trailed off. “It’s just difficult for others to start up a conversation with him without it ending with someone angry.” She shook her head. “We do. We do. He’s just not talking to me right now. I messed up and he’s upset with me. It’s all my fault really.” She bit her bottom lip, wanting to get off the topic of her inability to get even her brother to like her. “Yeah?” Her eyes brightened, a smile creeping back onto her face. “Well, then… let’s get going. I’ve been dying for an adventuring companion.”

[matthampton]

Glad she had let him leave the subject, he nodded along as she spoke to show his interest in what she said. “Doesn’t it hurt like hell? Sounds like a royal pain if you ask me, I don’t understand why people do it voluntarily. Then again, other people don’t understand why people choose to race down a snowy mountain on two sticks,” he commented. As the girl spoke about her brother, Matt’s thoughts trailed off a bit and fantasized about a few ways he definitely could make Dragan shut up. Luckily he snapped out of it almost as fast as he’d zoned out in the first place. “Yeah, well.. He didn’t get that angry, said I didn’t even have to call him sir - which I see as a good thing.” He paused, knowing exactly what it’s like not speaking to your sibling. Biting his lip, he ran a hand through his hair. “I hope for your sake that it’ll pass. It sucks not having any contact with your b- sibling. Maybe you could apologise, that usually does it,” he suggested, though a slight uncomfortableness with the subject was detectable. “Hm? Oh- right. Absolutely. I find it strange that no one else has explored this with you yet.”

[draganxx-deactivated20160727]

Dragan paused, whatever pain held within his foot fading away as the words Matt said were fully registered in his head. “What did you just call me?” he asked, an eyebrow raised clearly showing his confusion. And a little discomfort. Although he might have expected that from someone with a little too much liquor in their system, surely not from someone completely sober and certainly not a guard. “Fine. But I think I should be asking that question.”

[matthampton]

Crap. They weren’t close enough for Matt to actually be comfortable enough to use nicknames, especially not Dragon Warrior. “Nothing. Just... Dragan.. and whatup,” he lied, pausing at every word. The prince probably did hear him, but it was a reflex to lie about it. “Good, good, though. Wouldn’t want you to get hurt.” Matt raised a brow and tilted his head slightly to the side, confusion visible in his eyes. “Huh-- me? Why? I’m fine.”

[raleighcal-blog]

As her hands came in contact with his, she tilted her head to the side, waiting in anticipation for his words. She listened to him, nodding at each sentence with admirable eyes. As soon as he finished, she dismissed her facade and burst out in chuckles. “This is why I keep you around. You also almost rhymed in that beautiful speech of yours. I’m pretty sure you just found a backup occupation as a poet.  And yes, like I said, I need to keep you around. Not only do you get to see me, you get to hang out with me and sleep anywhere in the building. Those conditions are a man’s dreams. How much does your employer pay you now? I’ll pay you twice that much with additional frequent beach trips. If I wanted to see your shirtless, I would’ve already taken it off myself. But hey, if you want to go to shirtless, I won’t complain.” She shrugged, a sly smile accompanying her face before it was also joined with a scrunch of her nose at the mention of the food. “That’s a thing? Definitely gross. Okay, so you’re about to get executed and you get one last meal. What would it be?”

[matthampton]

It was rather ridiculous, he had to admit that, so he joined her and let out a laugh himself. The happy facade fell a little when she suggested poet as his backup occupation - whether it was a joke or not. “I don’t think I’d do well as a poet or any kind of writer, I’m leaving that to my brother. I need a real job. I hope you keep me around for other reasons than that. Like my wit, charm and natural good looks. Awh, for a moment I thought you were gonna say “sleep with me”. You almost sold me there, but.. now I might have to give it a second thought. Because that would just top the list of everything you just said - which are splendid by the way. Especially if you double my pay too and take me on trips.” He raised a brow at her. “So ... that means you don’t want to see me shirtless? Since you haven’t taken it off yet? Now I’m hurt.” A light chuckle escaped his lips at her reaction. “Yeah, it’s a thing. Haven’t tasted it myself, thank God. I refused when they served it. Oh, shit. I don’t know.. Maybe a delicious seafood plate? With salmon, shrimps, lobster, crab, mussels.. you know? That’d be great.”

[matthampton]

astridgdi:

Astrid grinned, shrugging slightly. “I stand by what I said. It was awfully suspicious, especially up here in such a random location, in a room that people may actually wander into.” His smile did not go unnoticed by the woman, and while the guard didn’t seem bad looking at all, Astrid wasn’t quite yet convinced. “Of course it’s not as much fun alone, but I’m not particularly inclined to use someone else’s sex toys which may not even be clean. Sounds like a lot of fun, but also a good way to get herpes.” Raising an eyebrow, she surveyed the man in front of her. “Much like you certainly look like a bodyguard. Pleasure to meet you, Matt.”

“Suspicious, yes. Dangerous? I hardly doubt that. Maybe someone gets private lessons up here, thinking it will go unnoticed by the rest of the castle. We may never know,” he said, raising his hands to waist height, then let them fall down again. A light chuckle escaped his lips. “Very good point. Of course, I should’ve specified perhaps, that I did not mean the sex toys - I don’t want herpes or anything worse - but the condoms should be of use, don’t you think? And the lube,” he added, followed by a short, but elegant bow. “At your service. Pleasure's all mine, princess. And if by looking like a bodyguard you mean all muscular and handsome, then I agree. And thank you."

[xlysixn-blog]

# (matt and olav)

Matt

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Matt Hampton 🔫

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what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

I Knew You Were Trouble - Taylor Swift

my muse’s last text to your muse

[text]: Look, I don’t know why you always want to talk about my brother with me, but it’s kind of starting to creep me out…. Are you his stalker or something?

Olav

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Olav 🐶

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what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Shine - Years and Years

my muse’s last text to your muse

[text]: I just found a blonde hair on my clothes…. I can’t tell if it’s yours or mine. [text]: Speaking of which, are we still on for our Powerpuff Girl marathon tonight?

[astridgdi]

# (matt)

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Matt Hot Bodyguard 🔥

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Young God - Halsey

my muse’s last text to your muse

[text]: If you’re still interested in that bag we found upstairs, I’ve got one just like it in my room. [text]: What do you say 10 pm you come over and we have some fun?

[matthampton]

# {astrid and lijana}

ASTRID

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HRH Astrid beauty queen 😍

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 mmm yeah - austin mahone, pitbull

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[Text]: I know I said earlier that I don’t like it when people barge into my room, but you’re welcome at any time. my bed’s big and comfy.

LIJANA

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Lijana Gorgeous 😘

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- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

here comes the sun - the beatles

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[Text]: you still want to go explore this place some more? i was told to “fuck off” for a couple of hours so i’ve got some spare time if you want to join. i have norwegian chocolate to tempt with. it’s the best around.

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