The Journey of a Lifetime

23 yr old transguy from Oklahoma. Boomer Sooner!

[knife-earred-knight]

Josephine’s mandatory huddle with the squad before going into the Winter Palace:

[littlebirdofprey]

some of you have never united Ferelden against the Blight and it shows

[matthew-upgraded-edition]

Even more relevant now.

[miiriya]

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees fav char*

Me: that me

Me: also my husband

Me: my son

Me: my everythi

[matthew-upgraded-edition]

I literally thought this said "sees favors chair"

[spicymemesociety]

[cannibalchicken]

[catchymemes]

[moosemum]

Quick Poll

I need to prove a point.

Like if your definition of “Spork” is this:

Reblog if your definition of “Spork” is this:

[queenpanpan]

Hi, what the FUCK is that top one

[liberal-memes]

[thisdayinwwi]

Mysterious explosion in a German cornfield was probably a WWII bomb

Residents of Ahlbach, Germany, were mostly asleep at about 4 a.m. Sunday when they were jolted by a sudden blast.

Residents of Ahlbach, Germany, were mostly asleep at about 4 a.m. Sunday when they were jolted by a sudden blast.

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[vaiitrii-deactivated20210105]

“You dropped your dick man”

[catchymemes]

[wordsnquotes]

“Bravery comes one day at a time.”

— Courtney C. Stevens, Faking Normal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitesunlars]

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[showerthoughts-lol]

You are probably the villain in many stories you've never heard of.

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts