Matthias

ROTTMNT OC blog Second eldest of the Hamato siblings TCEST DNI

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“He slowly gets up and takes in the gorgeous sights of a quiet New York, from the top of one of its many skyscrapers. He knows it won’t stay this way, but damn, if the quiet sticks around for even a little while longer he wouldn’t mind.”

When we first went to return the citizens of New York, I couldn’t help but want the quiet to stay. I dunno if I’ve explained it here or not but I’ve always had stupid hearing issues, as in the volume is around ten times louder than it is for anyone else. It’s all jumbled too and really painful, so when my ninpo activated and everything was a “normal” volume I wanted it to stay. Unfortunately good things don’t seem to last for me. But at least we’re all alive.

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I promise I’m alive! Mostly! Only just got phone access back after my last one was destroyed. Quick update! First of all! Everyone else is okay! We did defeat the Shredder! We’ve been moved in to the subway station for a just over a week now! A loooooooot of stuff happened in between first summoning Gram Gram(RIP) and now. I’ll have a more concrete update for y’all soon! It will include seeing my mask tied properly for the first and only time! Thanks for your patience internet, also the rest of the siblings say hello with varying amounts of enthusiasm.

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I think I speak for all of us when I say we miss you gram gram.

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As long as you’re under 4’8” you can commit any crimes you want. At least that’s what Mikey and I are gonna tell Raph if she ever finds out…. It was just the perfect spot y’know?!

We also managed to stop some mutated robbers who were about to break into the building anyways. Sounds like a win win situation to me!

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Just summoned our gram gram! Sure hope nothing bad happens!

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I realize now why I forgot the kitchen. It is a nightmare place where only bad things happen. These are the things that happened in this order

-I spilled the flour and was already overwhelmed before hand. That was it for me RIP

-Raph cannot crack an egg gently to save her life. She was trying to do so the entire competition

-Donnie made the mistake of taste testing whatever monstrosity he was attempting to make and knocked himself out

-Leo got distracted and burnt the hell out of his cookies somehow setting both the oven and microwave on fire??

-Mikey officially gave up and turned off the timer. Doctor Delicate Touch arrived shortly after

If I have to touch flour ever again I swear to pizza supreme I will commit murder

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So we’ve got a free day coming up and I’m supposed to decide what we’re doing. But like. I can’t decide???? Please help!!!!

What should we do?

Go grocery shopping

Do some baking

Say screw it to my siblings and hang out with dad

Get traumatized

Play a board game

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

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Results are in! Mikey is already planning a baking contest! I’m pretty excited, it’s been a long time since I’ve made anything really let alone bake. I actually can’t remember it at all? I think it was cookies. Anyways! Wish us all luck!

[matthiashamato]

So we’ve got a free day coming up and I’m supposed to decide what we’re doing. But like. I can’t decide???? Please help!!!!

What should we do?

Go grocery shopping

Do some baking

Say screw it to my siblings and hang out with dad

Get traumatized

Play a board game

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

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Your two eldest siblings approach you like this. What do you do?

As the eldest siblings we just get sillies in our bones sometimes. I think we went and did the exact same pose in Leo’s doorway one time and just stood there without saying anything for like a good minute or so.

Pose inspiration under the cut

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Donnie has been suuuuuper in to techwear for a pretty long time now which is always great cause I love it too which means I always get his hand me downs. I guess hand me ups?

There is occasionally an advantage to being the shortest of five siblings. I will steal all of their clothes >:)

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Me after any minor inconvenience. Or when I’m left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds.

If you think Donnie is stubborn about talking about his feelings, hoo boi. I’m a whole different level of stubborn. I refuse. Dr. Feelings and Dr. Delicate Touch have tried before and have yet to succeed.

Original picture under the cut!

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Fun facts about my scythe!

I’ve nicknamed it Jeremy

I use it more often to sit on than fight with

It is still surprisingly sharp despite how many times I’ve dug it into the ground

I don’t know how to use it. Like almost at all. When we got our new mystic weapons everyone else got something at least slightly similar to what they were using. How the fuck am I supposed to go from rope + bo-kunai to a scythe?????

I love Jeremy anyways

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OKAY WHO RATTED (Sorry dad) ME OUT TO DONNIE ABOUT THE LARRY BOY POST?!

I mean he was almost not too mad but then I started singing the Veggie Tales theme every time he walked past…..

Also RIP to your phone Mikey. Was it worth the sacrifice for the picture? (Also don’t worry I have more replacement stickers for your new one)

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Siblings that stim together stay together 😎

It must’ve been really chaotic for Dad raising five neurodivergent turtle kids. Actually it’s still pretty chaotic if I’m being honest lol

Also be warned that Raph’s helicopter tail can and will knock you out ❤️

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Don’t tell Donnie I’m saying this or making this poll, but. Like. Who stole who’s colour palette? And more importantly.

Who wore it better?

Donatello

Larry Boy

Voting ended onApr 18, 2024

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This just in: fresh off the press. Donnie wore it better! If you guys don’t hear from me it’s because Donathan has killed me for 1: making this post, and 2: voting for Larry Boy

Thank you to everyone who voted! I appreciate the help tormenting Donnie and will definitely probably cause more shenanigans in the future. Wish me luck!

[matthiashamato]

Don’t tell Donnie I’m saying this or making this poll, but. Like. Who stole who’s colour palette? And more importantly.

Who wore it better?

Donatello

Larry Boy

Voting ended onApr 18, 2024

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For legal reasons the MCT (middle child trio) do not hate each other. I love my brothers but I will NOT be telling them that at 3:30am. Especially with no sleep. This keeps happening so much. We’d love to sleep but at least we can hang out with each other when we can’t

~~~~~~ bonus Leo looking like the Majora’s mask salesman under the cut lol~~~~~~