I AM THAT IS!

Some jerk in California. Husband to plumpricot. Addict of tea. Player of games, fighter of imaginary creatures who kick my butt far too regularly.

[obviousplant]

Age-appropriate chores for kids

[probablybadrpgideas]

All magic is goats. Fireball? Throw a fiery goat! Charm person? The victim sees you as a really cute goat! Fly? A goat just runs up to you and headbutts you into the sky! They say it’s arcane forces and dark powers but no. All goats.

[devactivated]

[kelloggii-remade-blog-deactivat]

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

[bewbin]

These are genius

[bianca-the-huntress]

I lost it at number 10

[processintegrated]

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

[beingfacetious]

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

I want to read entire books written by these kids.

[thatsthat24]

Self Care 🤒

[imayhaveadiceproblem]

Sunny side up! 🍳

[r-n-w]

This is so silly, I love it. Especially those clear dice in the broken egg shell 😂

[turnfreebaby]

when i get to ride my chocobo all day

[trasga-blog]

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[kuma-la-la]

Made a set of “actor and character” pieces with the Critical Role cast and their characters for campaign 2, all while binge watching Critical Role and Talks Machina over the last couple of days ayyyy. Will try drawing something for Matt soon as well. :>

Part 1 on my Twitter Part 2 on my Twitter

[matthiaskl]

Damn that's cool.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

An excerpt from our discord while I was browsing for magic items

[jokekeery]

I saved you, dummy.

[matthiaskl]

Got to admit I was reading this as ROSETI CO for awhile.

[thatsthat24]

The Strange World of Car Commercials 🚗

[cismisandrist-hate-crimes]

(captions because yeah.

Thomas Voiceover: The all new, 2018 Vroom-Vroom Supreme is so luxurious and so smooth, you’ll hardly notice not a single other car seems to be present on the road, or that you seem to be in the middle of nowhere. Why do all car commercials look like this? Oh well, at least the car looks good, right?

Thomas: WHERE… IS EVERYBODY?!?)

[matthiaskl]

I apologize for absolutely nothing.

[matthiaskl]

me: alright, i've got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games...

executive dysfunction: you're going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep

executive dysfunction: you're not even going to like it.

...shit.

[probablybadrpgideas]

A modern day homebrew campaign where each player is competing with each other and hordes of NPCs on Black Friday to get their Christmas shopping done. 

[matthiaskl]

Again this sounds like a phenomenal one shot idea.

[memewhore]

[half-ace]

chaotic neutral

[cat-cosplay]

How it feels when the Weekend is so close you can practically taste it…

[matthiaskl]

This is relevant to today!