( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Berd ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My name is Matt. The end. This blog does not represent the views of my employer.

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[matts7795]

Yeah I knew life was going too good

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[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Greta Thunberg sees someone over 30 years old; circa 2020

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

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Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[possiblityforjoy-deactivated202]

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

[matts7795]

Why bother 🙃

[matts7795]

I ruin everything

[matts7795]

I’m so tired

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[memefix]

man remember when that guy shot up the high school and the kids went on a gun ban tour and the kid was reported several times for being violent and nobody did shit and he also heard voices telling him to do it, like some of the last shooters have and the US openly has a technology with which they can transmit sound waves to one person specifically without any around them hearing what this person hears, isn’t that crazy haha

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[takineko]

Remember when CNN reported that ISIS school shooter training camp in the New Mexico desert and yet everyone keeps acting like that just didn’t happen?

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Remember when the camp was bulldozed and the charges were dropped?

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Remember when a security guard, who’s father was an informant for the FBI, was investigated by the FBI and released, then went into a nightclub killing 49 people?

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Remember when no motive was ever found for a 64 year old retiree and son of a bank robber (whose father had been on an FBI list) that had a massive cache of guns and ammo from different states in his hotel room and explosive substances in his car, to open fire on a music festival from the 32nd floor in his two rooms killing 58 people and then turned the gun on himself, and that the details surrounding the shooting were suspect af but dismissed as alt right conspiracy theories, and that ISIS claimed that he acted on their behalf but no link was ever found, and that survivors of the shooting have somehow shown up and been survivors of or died in other noteworthy shootings?

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Correspondence between two Greek men ~600BC (Colorized)

[matts7795]

Ah yes

Another crush that won’t lead to anything hello disappointment

[matts7795]

I wish I could do anything right

[matts7795]

I feel empty

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[powerburial]

im going to cry

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[dolley-madison]

oh my god stop cyberbullying Jeb Bush you’re making me pity him

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[bestfunny]

lmaoooo someone made it a shirt.. i’m dying… found it HERE

[deejay]

Shrek eats pussy confirmed.

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[2000ish]

Nothing but respect for MY king.

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@matts7795

[matts7795]

Cursed

[matts7795]

I fail at everything I do lmao

[matts7795]

Never good enough