baby On Bitch Mode

Just full blown garbage

[sonic06apologist]

Wtf are cummies

they like those people we fought durin the cold war

[millimauk]

🌿 Devils on a swing 🌿

[demigodxtonio]

[andythelemon]

Dreaming of endless childhood summers… I’ll have this as a postcard when my shop re-opens after lockdown!

[mattthebatmurdock]

‪ging freecss said: im a gamer first, and a father dead last

[theforce]

Boy: u wanna come over and watch a movie? Me: I’ve seen all the movies Boy: all the movies ever made? Me: yea

[milesgmorales-archive]

Tom Holland attends the Spider-Man: Far From Home premiere in Hollywood, CA on June 26, 2019

[mattthebatmurdock]

spider-man far from home without context

[bjwwilcera]

Rashomon (1950, dir. Akira Kurosawa)

[theavengers]

TOM HOLLAND for Man About Town Magazine (2019), ph. Michael Muller

[firstbirthdays]

TGDEYBFRUGBDRYBUVTURFBUYEXWBYURFJUIEWFKOIDEWUNIFRNIER

[mjwatson]

REASONS WHY I LOVE MARY JANE WATSON (and peter parker): 246

[doggables]

(interviewer) ma’am! why and how is bowser hot?

(me) (drenched in sweat, shaking) him       big

[50feetwoman-deactivated20190503]

We shake hands with the devils and we walk past them.

[mattfog]

“where did this weird trope even come from?”

well, statistically speaking, probably star trek

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[zooophagous]

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me