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Matt. 24. Perth, Australia. AV Technician. I have a separate photo blog at http://mattyc-photography.tumblr.com/

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If you’ve never felt this erasure, you are very lucky indeed.

[turing-tested]

horse face emoji review

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a simple boy. recent invention, but he’s flexible at expressing emotion. he can be angry: >:2 or he can be sad: :’2 over all, a good horse boy and i love him.  9/10 for ability to convey emotions

round boy!!! a lot like apples other emojis, he has Depth, but unfortunately i cant tell if he considers me an ally. 6/10 for his air of mystery

a gentle boy. he wants to graze and maybe nuzzle at a sugarcube or two. very approachable 10/10 for his clearly conditioned mane

this is a fucking chess piece 3/10 because he moves like he’s destined to be the L block in tetris

woah there! this dudes makin eye contact AND smiling. he has a lil heart for the top of his mane. this dude clearly has the chompers needed for eating some primo hay 5/10 because he looks like a cow at first glance

this is how you do a horse looking at you straight on. he looks inquisitive, as if asking you if you have any apples, by chance. you could probably befriend him with some time. shows samsung horse how its done but in a polite and constructive way 7/10 because he looks like you just hurt his feelings and hes trying not to cry

WHAT A REALISTIC BOY!!!! he looks slightly intimidating. a show horse with lots of hard won ribbons 7/10 because he looks like he’s judging me

this is definitely what they used to fake that lochness picture 3/10 because he impersonated a cryptid at some point in his life  

simple boy. he has a shorter haircut than the others but thats okay. if you left him alone he’d probably get spooked by a cat and knock over some hay bales. 8/10 

LITTLE TUFT…..this boy has a question for you but wont press you to answer if you’re uncomfortable 7/10, he looks very trusting, i worry for him

watch out! this boy has gotten a hold of some hair dye and is determined to break from the mold! his locks are gorgeous and blonde.  10/10 woul;d feed a sugar cube in exchange for braiding his mane

this is a fucking cow 1/10

[artseamoni]

 “ The belonging you seek is not behind you. It is ahead.” 

I went back to painting in photoshop. I always get so out of control with brushes and colors when I work there.. but I like this one. ^^

[thedevilsrain]

current mood: medieval era ppl who dont care abt being stabbed

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TBH, we can’t wait for the inevitable day that @vitoriabas teams up with J.K. Rowling herself to illustrate the forthcoming edition of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Hashtag-Ban (IT’s A FIRST DRAFT, OKAY?). But until then, we get to keep soaking up her brilliant HP imaginings. Today, as a balm for your finals-addled brains, we present an array of the unsung heroes of the Potterverse—click here to see all 20!!!

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Natural Eye Color Chart

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tag your eye color

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Surreal Monochromatic GIFs by Carl Burton

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These are awesome

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Aku Aku Crash Bandicoot Sculpture made by Matt McManis

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why having a couple millennials on your public health marketing team is crucial, exhibits A and B

the prosecution rests (on that D)

[girlbossjodiarias]

I’m crying

[facingthenorthwind]

The 40 most Onion-like Australian politics headlines of 2015

It says a lot about the state of Australian politics that this is the third year running I have been able to compile a list of real news headlines that read as satire for the Monthly. Perhaps it says even more that I was able to compile a whole book of them from the Abbott government’s first – and thankfully only – term.

Some choice headlines from all of these gems:

Joe Hockey announces 50-centimetre extension of Parap pool which Darwin City Council says is already too long

Leaked talking points tell ministers to say ‘our cabinet is functioning exceptionally well’

LNP to host International Women’s Day function at club that only allows men

Christopher Pyne refuses to say how he ‘fixed’ higher education reform bill: ‘I want it to be a surprise for you’

Australian Border Force: Peter Dutton says his office received copy of press release, but no-one read it

Australian minister: ‘Gay marriage could damage our cattle exports’

Clive Palmer’s dinosaur Jeff destroyed by fire at Palmer Coolum Resort

Federal MP hurt leg ‘crash tackling’ Tony Abbott

Tony Abbott buys a fridge on Gumtree

[starwars]

The Force… it’s calling to you. Just let it in.

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[iloveyouandilikeyou]

#i wasn’t going to reblog this and then i noticed#how vader literally just walks into her from behind#is it an intimidation tactic?#is it a subconscious attempt at parenting?#can he just not fucking see through his helmet?#i love it (via @ladililn)

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[agapepoet]

@mattycj me?

[mattycj]

@agapepoet Haha, are you saying this isn’t actually a photo of your desk? :P All it needs now is a Union Jack to show your love on England ;)

[finalfantasythings]

Square Enix released a new trailer for Final Fantasy VII Remake, showcasing all real-time gameplay footage and the game’s revamped battle system.

Final Fantasy VII Remake is in development for PlayStation 4.

[mattycj]

Can’t believe this is actually a thing. Keen to see where it goes.