MauiFantom

they/them

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[bamsara]

how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days

[bamsara]

stray cat that's very affectionate and enjoys spending time on the porch with you but disappears once a week and after a while you think you'll never see them again until you open the front door and theyre sleeping in your boots

[wizard-loving-wizard]

it's lunchtime

[depsidase]

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[deathtokillian]

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

[beardedmrbean]

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[lunariarts]

one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

[lunariarts]

collection of mug photos:

[beemovieerotica]

this is the only completely ordinary household object that doesnt need internet access that i support having internet access

[jellogram]

It's like idk man, I still wash my paint brushes the way my art teacher taught me how a decade ago. I eat tortillas the same way as the ex I haven't seen in years. You can fly to the other side of the world and the shop will play the song your dad played in the car when you were a kid and it still sounds exactly the same. My hair grows funny in one spot because I got a scar on my scalp when I was six.

Sometimes I reach for light switches that aren't there, that have never been there, because I used to live someplace that had a light switch in that spot. And I think maybe life is about repeatedly reaching for light switches that aren't there. In a few years you'll be somewhere else, and you'll reach for the light switches you have now.

[fuckyeah2000s]

this is actually legitness

[scrungly420]

Gotta add the spiritual successor (among us medallion) + live among us reaction

[mousegirlheart]

*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

[brucespringsteen]

To be honest shit lately has me hugging everyone goodbye longer and laughing harder and putting on music more and crying watching movies more

[romint-drake]

[z-a-d-i-e]

i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

[z-a-d-i-e]

it's funny that this is getting notes again, because last night i went to the thai place in my neighborhood. it's run by a family and during covid times i ate there literally almost every day. later i cut back on eating out so much and hadn't been there in two years but last night we went and ate inside for the first time ever and the owner ran over to say hello and ask how i was, and repeated our old regular order. it was sweet. it's so easy to feel like you are an island, but stuff like this reminds you that you are part of a community.

[ealasaidh]

Being a regular is fucking awesome. I've only had that status a few times, but I always feel kind of honored. These people see humans all day every day, and they remembered me?! And not for something bad (as far as I can tell)! I'm flattered af!

[neveragainfools]

I feel like all Smartypants presentations fall into three categories:

Category 1 - This is just a bit I think is funny and can keep up for 10 minutes (Spworm/Improving the Human Race, The Bases of a Relationship, Pitch for Big 2)

Category 2 - I'm going to infodump about a niche thing I genuinely believe is important (Vegetables Aren't Real, WNBA, Linda Hamilton in Terminator)

Category 3 - I'm genuinely about to blow your mind. Like yeah the presentation is funny, but I'm right and this should be implemented in society (Food Captains, Grocery Store Dewey Decimal System, You Should be Kissing the Homies, You are Susceptible to Propaganda)

[dawsonscreekwasalwaysbad]

babe wake up new reaction image just dropped