KENOOOOBIIIIIIIIIII!

[voidartisan]

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

[voidartisan]

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

[voidartisan]

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

[stagbeetleboy]

These are my sillies.

[stagbeetleboy]

[sixleggedboar]

In my head Maul was the oldest.

[sixleggedboar]

I never got around to posting these here, sadly most in character pictures are blurry as hell so you get the fun ones.

Also I got interviewed two times too often, I was absolutely not prepared. So here is fear and rage in quick succession.

[onepuzzledpigeon]

Maul: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Ezra: Isn't that just killing people?

Maul: Ah, technicality.

[cakbanedraws]

Back again for another Dayak Maul, this time I've just made a doodle sketch of him being a Dayak tribes again.

Been a long time I rare to post something on Tumblr

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

Yoda is actually extremely empathetic and sensitive to other people’s pain, and he’s very easily saddened by any suffering around him, if you watch the movies. Yes, even the PT. Yes, even only the PT.

These are his reactions to Anakin’s pain, to the pain Dooku has caused, to Order 66 (so the pain and death of the Jedi), to Obi-Wan’s heartbreak when watching the recordings, and finally to Padmé’s death. He has never once in the movies or TCW reprimanded someone for being sad btw (no, that’s not what that talk with Anakin is. Anakin isn’t sad at that moment, he’s fearful and only wants to be told that he’ll be able to stop death. Yoda is not being unkind by telling him that’s now how it works, and that he’ll be much happier if he accepts that - we see the difference clearly when Yoda presides over an actual funeral in TCW, with everybody there in mourning). Oh, and since this isn’t an actor playing him? Each and everyone one of the above reactions were a completely purposeful choice by the creative team. They wanted us to see just how heartbroken he was every time. There’s no way to read too much on his face here - the face was animated so we’d read it this way.

ANYWAY I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM BECAUSE HE TAKES EVERYTHING TO HEART AND FEELS SO DEEPLY AND IT’S SO SAD 😭😭😭 THE DEPTH OF HIS HEARTBREAK 😭😭 

That somebody who has trained over 800 years to be able to let go and is so good at not letting pain and loss and anger consume him could still feel this bottomless sorrow… That the kindly old Master who loved to make all his little children laugh would be made to see all their dead bodies strewn across the halls of his home like garbage, when he once had to let go of his dream of a perfect world for them…  That he’d still have tears left after all of that…

YODA DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

[zebbyscoot]

Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

[shanehollandered]

[lenoreamidala]

what have you become?

[broodingredbird]

nothing will ever beat baby anakin saying "qui-gon sir i don't want to be a problem" and qui gon telling him "you won't be ani" being followed by numerous movies and shows where he was in fact the galaxy's biggest problem

[haydanakin]

Anakin Skywalker + Text Posts: The BabyGirl™ Collection

in/sp

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

so, look, here’s the thing, palpatine and anakin know each other. i mean that in the ROTS novelization, in deleted ROTS scenes, anakin refers to palpatine as “family”, and palpatine has been going out of his way to get anakin alone since anakin was a very literal child - when anakin’s a sensitive pretween in the obi-wan/anakin miniseries, palpatine sneaks him off to a bar, in ROTS he takes anakin out to a fucking bubble opera, this all implies that palpatine regularly took anakin out to things like dinners and plays and art galleries and bought him stupid expensive glasses of wine, like they spent a chunk of time together. anakin is legitimately close to palpatine. anakin thought he knew palpatine before palpatine’s “hey, i’m secretly evil” reveal in ROTS, and because we don’t see anyone else ever close to palpatine, i’m sure anakin thought he was literally the only person who actually knew palpatine, who loved him like family.

i want you, specifically, to distill that image in your mind. a friend so close you consider them family. a friend you are confessing things no one else in your life - not your wife, not the man who raised you, not your spiritual leaders - knows about, and things you feel like you can’t tell them. it’s that guy. and then we flash forward to the part where this guy finds you smoldering on the bank of a river of lava, and then proceeds to design ungodly horrific contraptions to inflict you with. like this guy, he’s like your best friend, and then suddenly his image is swimming over your eyes while your ribcage gets sawed out, while your throat’s sliced into to scrape of the desiccated tissue. this guy in one fell moment replaces your face, your voice, and the shape of your body with his vision for what he wants you to be. people will only ever understand why i can’t be normal about darth vader when they understand the extent to which anakin and palpatine have the most grotesque relationship imaginable. “my boss is my best friend and also my dad and also the head of state, and he designed an outfit i will die without but it involves wearing a mask that shoves needles into my face” is fucking CRAZY dude it’s fucking CRAZY

[hayden-christensen]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as Darth Vader behind the scenes of ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi’ | Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Jedi’s Return (2022)

[gawayne]

broke: jedi are cold disconnected space monks

woke: jedi are hippie sluts with no sense of modesty who just like to fuck with the wider galaxy 

[nevertheless-moving]

this reads like in-universe shitposting where you’re gonna get

reblog from twilekgirlinhumanworld: “but for real tho they sluts literally just watched a jedi make out with high priestess on a balcony and now we all have the day off lmao”

reblog from vintage-speeder-aesthetic: “um yeah this just gave me severe psychic damage because the only jedi i know about is that ancient little green dude who apparently saved my grandparent’s neighbor’s best-friend one time so my parents have to point him out whenever they’re are on the news so thanks i hate this.”

reblog from lothcatskysong: “the robes are for easy access”

reblog from rodirodian: “jedi are literally armed unregulated enforcers of a corrupt government and if you want fetishize them to make yourself feel like you’re not living in a dystopia honestly that’s valid have a good day”

reblog from notadroid77: “ok so i just called a jedi outreach center and asked if jedi could be sluts or if that was illegal and there was a long pause and they sighed and said ‘is this about a shirtless nautolan? or an auburn haired human?’ and then i panicked and closed the commlink because i didn’t think i was talking to a real person so can confirm there are at least two jedi sluts and also unrelated does anyone have any suggestions for changing your identity so jedi can’t track you down”

reblog from mandomilkmaid: “wait there are jedi outreach centers”

reblog from mrsnailracing: “average jedi sleeps with 1000 beings a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average jedi sleeps with 0 beings per year. Red head human, who lives in pleasure palace & sleeps with over 10,000 beings per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

reblog from fylk-moooons: “you know these are real people right? like these are actual sentient beings from an actual religious order that you’re talking about like they’re bad holofilm characters?”

reblog from princesssenatornerfherder: “@fylk-moooons thank you. ^this”

reblog from i-was-a-spaceship-once: “alrighty no one’s going to believe this but i SWEAR i live on coruscant and sometimes this one kiffar jedi stops in my shop (not telling you what shop because holonet creeps sorry) and he’s got a sense of humor and i finally worked up the courage to casually say ‘oh haha i learned abut jedi outreach centers in the weirdest way’ and he was like ‘oh really how?’ and i don’t know! i decided to risk it all!

and i showed him the thread and he burst out laughing, like there was a jedi laugh crying in my shop, people were staring, i was relieved at first but started getting nervous. eventually he stopped and LEGIT, swear to all the karking gods, this is what he told me: 

‘op is woke and also right, but some are really committed to the modest vibe because it’s unfortunately necessary for them to be treated seriously in the workplace. also if my friends didn’t want people to talk about them like bad holofilm characters then they shouldn’t act like bad holofilm characters so it’s fine. please tell um, ‘notadroid’ and ‘mrsnailracing’ that they just made my whole YEAR. also you can tell everyone that official jedi doctrine teaches that all sluts should be treated with respect and dignity, jedi or not.’ 

and then he left and i’m still shaken and i don’t know if i want to be him or kriff him but i feel more optimistic about my chances of the second then i ever have in my life so thank you everyone great thread.”

[swprequels]

no more padmé lives au more padmé is resurrected and slowly begins to crave the taste of flesh and vader supplies her with a steady flow of imperial underlings au

[swprequels]

and if we’re gonna go full teeth-ripping cannibal tragic-comedy horror with this we should consider that vader does offer himself to her in what he considered to be the ultimate act of devotion but due to the severe burn scars + necrotic flesh she’s like “………i’m good actually” because he’d probably taste like really shitty beef jerkey but vader feels very stung by the rejection and because he’s a huge freak he’s jealous of the people she eats because HE wants to die and be as close to padmé as possible at the same time

[husborth-deactivated20241109]

The Palpatine/Anakin parallel to Walt/Jesse is galaxy brained, especially in the context of Jane dying. I’m just wondering who is male wife and shady enough to be Saul/Jimmy in the Star Wars universe

FUCK this is hard. this one i'm drawing a blank on.