The Fucking Omnishambles

Max. Proud Aspie. Actor|Singer|Not-a-Dancer. Ex-Melchior/Marius/Pirelli/Orin.

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[maximusness]

I just chocked on air.

[markantonys]

rebels: yes!!! we’ve escaped with the plans!!!

vader:

[bubbaloobabby]

@maximusness

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[lesbianmichelmishina]

Fucking really? This reblogged by someone I thought was decent? Because yeah, let’s mock non-binary teens who are trying to figure out their gender! Let’s mock people having panic attacks and other adverse reactions to things which remind them of awful shit that’s happened to them!

I mean… really?

[tryingtomakesenseofpeople]

Are you actually defending mayonnaise? 

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Im choking omg

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And let it be known that on this day, tumblr user jennykrigg-court actively and unironically attempted to defend mayonnaise as a gender.

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Music is important.

[akimbohimbo]

#embodiment of the phrase “force choke me daddy” (via @laffayete)

[maximusness]

Yes.

[weloveshortvideos]

Matilda is always messing with Trump

[terastalungrad]

[T]here are female Conservative MPs who are happy to call themselves feminists. Why, they even wear T-shirts saying that they’re feminists, just so that we know. I saw a photo of Theresa May wearing one, right, and on the front, it said, ‘This is what a feminist looks like.’ And on the back of her one, it said, ‘Not really! I’m a Tory!’ And then underneath that, it said, ‘I axed the Health In Pregnancy Grant. I closed Sure Start Centres.’ That one had a smiley face next to it. ‘I cut child benefit and slashed tax credits. I shut down shelters for battered wives and children. I cut rape counselling and legal aid.’ Winking face. ‘I closed down all twenty-three specialist domestic violence courts. I cut benefits for disabled children. I tried to amend the Abortion Act so that women received one-to-one abortion counselling from the Pope before they go ahead with it. LOL.’ The back is much longer than the front, by the way. It’s a tailcoat, basically. The new Tory feminists are wearing tailcoats.

Bridget Christie, episode 2 of Radio 4’s Bridget Christie Minds The Gap (via nowiamstrong)

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[maximusness]

One really doesn;t know what to think

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Early 2000’s British television was fuckin weird

[seriouswapanese]

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this is wild…… what a mess honestly like this album cover wouldve been really cool but i cant unsee this now and it just looks really damn silly

[yiffmaster]

like just look at him and then look at the size of the windows

[delightfulgalaxies]

I measure everything in Seated Drakes now

[faggottt]

[weloveshortvideos]

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

[thefashionreef]

[through-my-memoirs]

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Mandy Patinkin and Bernadette Peters sing Color and Light from the original workshop of Sunday in the Park with George [Playwrights Horizions, 6 July 1983]

[maximusness]

IS THERE STILL NO BOOT OF JOJ ON BROADWAY?

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[whoa-bruh]

I just died

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1: “Oooh! I like your accent! Where are you from?”

2: [accented] “I’m Liberian.”

1: “My bad!” [whispering] “I like your accent. Where are you from?”