A mad mans musings

Mostly reblogs and ocs

[maxwellkosmopolit]

just so its clear the "my ocs" tag on my blog isnt always just my charechters but themes/charechters/things that remind me of them.

So if ur ocs end up on my blog im not claming them as my own lol it just reminds me of the ones i already have

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[ms-demeanor]

This is not a Goncharov, this literally happened, here’s the Wikipedia article about it.

[caztiel]

[ultraluuminary]

[leech-like]

i'd like everyone to know that this guy recently donated part of his his kidney. feels relevant

[guerrillatech]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[stormy-drawz]

Leave Simon alone guys, he's been through enough

[owlssin]

[mevil]

[ramsay74]

fucccck…..

[chaoticsorceressztc]

You hear the freedom motif as the balloon floats off in the wind

[tube-time]

Consider

Guy in space who politely encourages his equipment

[kennikole]

Cultural differences

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

[what-even-is-thiss]

The aliens are like wait you can write and I’m like yeah I can talk too and they’re like why didn’t you say something sooner and I’m like well I figured you wouldn’t let me go since you’re clearly willing to kidnap a sapient being so I’m just taking revenge by making your toddlers more annoying

[what-even-is-thiss]

The aliens are like we didn’t know humans were sapient and I’m like did you miss all of that human civilization literally everywhere and they’re like what and I’m like look at the planet at night and they’re like holy fuck those lights are people we’ve been trapping and releasing people and meanwhile I’ve returned to writing swear words on the glass with my little alien sharpie

[silvergryphonart]

I glare at you from across the enclosure for ruining my alienthropology research by making them aware of being observed

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ignores you and keeps teaching a child that speaks alien sign language all the rude words for alien genitalia through the glass

[silvergryphonart]

Continues to glare with a twitching lip because that’s actually really funny

[koiagain]

Frantically screamingWAIT WAIT WAIT As tumblr refreshes and the Most beautiful piece of fan art i’ve ever seen DISAPPEARS

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[cowardsexual]

rogy :]

[kashuan]

so i went to a library book sale today and got a bunch of great books; one of them was a copy of the oresteia that I picked up solely because I saw someone had written a ton in it and I love to read the things people consider worthy of a comment (otherwise i own too many copies of it as is). they actually made a lot of entertaining observations that i should make a longer post for, but for now i needed to give this particular note it's own post

[habken]

I coloured that one rocktiz doodle