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27 / he/him / I reblog funny shit and meaningless crap.

[midwest-monster]

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

[manny-jacinto]

STAR WARS + BLUE FOOD/BEVERAGE

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[gorbling]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS if this gets notes op is going to post the leonardo dicaprio pointing image

[nedsseveredhead]

[g-meister]

[jewtea]

I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

[wyrmwizard]

[detectivehole]

hey i made a baby outta that

[the-scooby-gang]

There are many benefits to being Barbie's cousin

[dogydayz]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE CONTEXT HERE

[ben-the-hyena]

So for those who don't know some merch sources establish Barbie's full name is Barbara Rogers. And Shaggy's full name is Norville Rogers. So some people started to joke some years ago they could be related and we wouldn't know, and little by little the joke turned into an AU or a headcanon for some people

[funnytwittertweets]

[gymleadervik]

It’s true and you should say it

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i’ve been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you’re gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can’t find him

[fieldtomatoes]

[kallimakhos]

[image description: screenshot from the doctor who episode silence in the library. donna is looking at river. both of them are talking. there is a speech bubble above donna’s head as if she is saying the words in the original post. end image description.]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[someplace-warm-deactivated20220]

A N G R Y

C A T F I S H

[gizkalord]

what i love about ahsoka letting maul out during order 66 and the ensuing consequences is that it gives her an EDGE (most likely unintentional by the writers but whatever) that drives me insane, because that is the apprentice of a man who said if you aren’t willing to do what it takes to win, you risk losing everything you’re trying to protect. that is the apprentice of a man who once said mercy doesn’t defeat an enemy. for better or for worse, that is the apprentice of anakin skywalker.

[yesterdaysprint]

[cloudmancy]

tbh I like creating absolute monster sweeper teams in pokemon games but it’s way more fun to do a lore run and play with only 1-3 pokemon and refuse to obtain any more pokemon outside of that. I highly recommend going into a game blind by creating a character in your head for your protag, sticking with it no matter what, and justifying all of the events that happen in game as part of the lore

[cloudmancy]

one of my favorite pokemon runs was my first pokemon bw2 playthrough where my character was a paralegal who had to find ghetsis to serve him his divorce papers. I used a romhack to get a pawniard as my starter (he was my legal assistant) and a lvl 100 bonsly that I never used the entire game (he was a decorative houseplant I received as an office gift and I wasn’t aware he was a pokemon). I used exclusively mr charlie for every single fight for every single wild pokemon and trainer in the game 😭 it was very fun

[diospore]

Pokemon Diamond or Pearl run where I am a local limnologist (lake studyer) and I am on a quest to personally beat the shit out of Cyrus for the lake he blew up. My only pokemon would be Magikarp (rescued from the lake), Buizel (my starter), and Psyduck (not even my pokemon he just also wants to beat up Cyrus)

[cloudmancy]

I support you so much. your weird little magikarp evolves due to the power of sheer rage and the fucked up chemicals cyrus put into the water

[crazy-brazilian]

[chrrispine]

The Batman (2022) is a comedy™

[hippygirl14]

Doctor who - Extremis (10x06)

[lizawithazed]

I love how this looks like a shitpost but that’s actually how the episode goes

[catboyphobic-deactivated2021021]

Holding my laughter in so hard

[cinnamonsprankles]

I'm sorry who the FUCK tagged this as oshacore that is the funniest thing I've seen all day

[lizluvscupcakes]

Laugh all you want, my man is visible in dark environments and unlikely to be struck by oncoming vehicles

[librapropaganda-deactivated2022]

this is an anti british royal family blog. i hope all the commonwealth remove them as head of state and they're forced to give all their wealth back to where they stole it from. likes charge reblogs cast