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so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

letmeliedown

dreamed of an image macro with the top text I KNOW ALL THE STEPS & bottom text BUT POORLY over goofy looking animals

abominablecreeture

letmeliedown

yes yes yes oh my god

jumpingjacktrash

wake up babe new dreme dropped

joasakura

weirdmageddon

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

artemissoteira

Video description: 29 seconds of gameplay from Breath of the Wild. Text is in Japanese. Ambient audio of birds plays throughout.

Link stands next to a metallic boulder that has been placed right next to a cowering Traveler NPC. Link equips a Savage Lynel Crusher, activates Stasis on the boulder to hold it in place and hits it many times with the Crusher until its trajectory arrow turns red, then shoots a single arrow at it to direct it at the Traveler.

An audio cue of high-pitch, rhythmic beeping speeds up, indicating that Stasis is about to release, and then Link speaks to the Traveler, pausing time during the dialogue. After several lines of dialogue and audio of scared whimpering, the Traveler abruptly stops cowering, transforms into a Yiga Footsoldier, and threateningly flourishes a Demon Carver, which is a circular, spiked metal blade on a short handle.

As soon as the flourish is done, time un-pauses and Stasis releases with a ding, causing the boulder to smash through the Yiga Footsoldier, knocking their weapon flying into the air and driving their body off-screen, killing them instantly. The camera pans to show their body disintegrating several meters away as their weapon clatters to the ground in front of Link with a gentle clinking sound. End VD.

rhea-ripley

Raw || December 20 - 2021

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prokopetz

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.