♢maya♢

《you have to be odd, to be number one》

[sleepingkangaroo]

mayadonnie

[mayadonnie]

He is literally the cutest little muffin😍

[r-easonablyfine]

I AM CRYING

[abomiable-deactivated20160208]

Holy fudge nuggets!

[dioptas-deactivated20250930]

fucking perf

[slutforwhitesides]

DUSTIN?

[wackestpng]

This is never not relevant.

[magconaf1daf5sosaf-deactivated2]

This is the best thing that has ever been on Tumblr 

[paulwesleyxlove]

JOHNSON AND THAT STUFFED ANIMAL I CANT

[screamholland-deactivated202003]

ITS BACK ON MY DASH

[krilinskyxomaha-deactivated2015]

Play this at my funeral.

[crazyideasfromagaynerd]

Reblog if you think it's okay to share a bed with your best friend.

Several of my family members think it’s wrong. Myself and a couple friends think it’s totally okay. I want to know what the rest of you think.

[clockworkneptune]

Pssh. I wouldnt let my best friend sleep on the floor! Plus you have a snuggle buddy!

[bent-winged-snitch]

Wrong? Wow, er. That’s awkward, I’ve shared a bed with virtually all my friends.

[spoopy-heichou-deactivated20190]

I really don’t think twice about it. Seems normal to me.

[breakfastburritoe]

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

[averyaveryavery]

Literally though if we had a woman president this would be like Fox News first headline

[wackestpng]

This is an accurate representation of my family when I first joined the fandom.

[jakegyllenhaal]

[mayadonnie]

READING FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

[mayadonnie]

Me having sex

Him: mm yeah baby who's your daddy

me: [turns around] YUR NOT MY DAAAAD... Ugly ass fuckin.. noodlehead

[yeawutevr]

Louder

[kylierdub]

Shout that from the rooftops

[fluorescentsloth]

I don’t think enough people can hear this

[shtephhanie]

OMFGGGG IM CRYING AND I CANT BREATHE 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 HE BROKE THE DOOORRR😂😂

[slutforwhitesides]

I JUST D I E D😂😂😂😂

[tran-syl-vania]

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

That nudity is inherently sexual

That people should be judged for their personal decisions

That yelling solves problems

That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about

That age correlates to importance

That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic

That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

[babygoatsandfriends]

[thisparadiseishell-deactivated2]

RADICAL

[blahblht23-deactivated20160426]

when ur fav fucks up and u can’t defend them

[biggiessmalls]

[mayadonnie]

Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old

[guh-linn-skee]

[heyitsthatkellygirl-deactivated]

How can you not love this little cupcake