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my new awesome trick
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me when my anti-gravity balls won't stop flying away
#ohnomyballs
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The juggling voyeur
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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time
The little one looks dog sized.
I think that's a baby. The bigger one is feeding it a rock.
You can tell that the bigger one is actually the mother as the females of the species tend to be larger than the males
The little one is Sojourner, which landed with the Pathfinder mission, when lots of us were kids. There was a ton of news coverage, including in the kid news periodicals we'd get in school. So I think that cemented this idea in a lot of kids brains.
But, yeah, our latest rovers, Curiosity and Perseverance are both the size of a minivan. I remember that comparison featuring heavily in the coverage around Curiosity. (I also remember staying up late to watch the live JPL/NASA stream of its landing, with the new skycrane system they created for it. It was far enough away that it took roughly 8 minutes for the radio signals to make their trip from Mars to Earth, so that part was technically on physics-mandated time delay.)
I remember a bunch of coverage of Pathfinder's descent and landing tech, too. It had been in a big set of what were basically airbags which deployed as it neared the ground, and it bounced to its resting place, with the rover safely packed up inside the stationary probe that unfolded. All the space stuff is astounding, but I really can't imagine the engineering it took to make that stationary and secure enough to not bang and rattle apart while the whole package bounced around on the surface, but was also able to allow the rover to roll off the platform after it came to rest.)
The airbags got most of the coverage, so they were the part I remembered, but there were other components of the landing system to help it slow down and land safely, parachutes and rockets. Even with all that, it apparently rebounded 52 feet on the first impact, bouncing at least 15 times before coming to rest. You should read about it; it's pretty cool:
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latches onto you with my sucker
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Unrestrained summer fun
* crazy tire-screeching noises*
Hot Girl Xiphosuran Summer!
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why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
Good word to take with me next time I’m in Nineveh
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from @nationalmarineaquarium
*hovers overhead ominously to admire the humble red mullet*
[decreases your health wisely]
[Takes insightful poison damage]
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*same*
*buzzes*
What a strange insect
*pollinates native flora*
found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.
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*zips away fearfully*
*buzzes*
found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.
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*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3
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WHO THE FUCK PLANTED ALL THIS MINT
Oh I love mint!🌿 I wouldn't mind 🌿🌿🌱some on🌱🌿🌿🌱 my dash! Ok wai🌿🌱🌱t. Ok 🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱wait no.🌿🌱🌿🌱 No. Sto🌿🌱🌱p. H🌿🌱e🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿☘️y.🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌿🌿
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*skinny dude whizzes past from the highway*
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