new blog: @allittakesistobelieve

|| salem/cameron || he/they || watt, seeds and other stuff || header by alltheworldsapaige || moved accounts, find me on @badsadhalfboy now ||

[maybeatiger]

hey! i moved accounts!! ask for new blog if you want to!!

[maybeatiger]

new fandoms blog: @allittakesistobelieve

[maybeatiger]

hey! i moved accounts!! ask for new blog if you want to!!

[memories]

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @anythingbutwallflower is a good person and deserves many good things.

[gravity-lifts]

@anythingbutwallflower YES 100%

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Kate: Ok picture this the ceremony begins, everyone is crying then all of a sudden sugar were going down starts playing, the it turns to cotton eyed joe, then cha cha slide and then all star. This mix goes on loop for 4 hours. Then oompa loompas come in and carry my casket out whilst singing about my poorest qualities (which is all of them) and as I’m lowered into the ground cannons filled with confetti go off and then I'm buried.

Chess: Yeah okay we're getting you a therapist-

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Eva: BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Chess: Actually, I am? I don't know how to do taxes or how an engine works...

*Cairo and Reese nod in agreement*

Eva: BISEXUALS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT THEIR SEXUALITY ISN'T ONE OF THEM

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Riley: I am at a loss for words!

Eva, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Riley managed to yell at us for the next twenty minutes

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Eva, getting her scholarship: Things are finally going my way. In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!

Eva, during SUAC and IDK: I am fucked and I'm gonna die

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Eva: I don't get paid enough for this.

Mattie: For what?

Eva: *gestures to everything*

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Farrah and Eva: *screaming*

Chess, running in: What's wrong, Eva???

Farrah: Why are you only asking her??? I'm screaming, too!!!

Chess: Because Eva doesn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You scream whenever you have the chance.

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Kate: if u don't kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forhead wtf are u even doing

Eva: yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Eva: Crushes are the worst.

Kate: Yeah, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.

Eva: You're always acting stupid.

Kate: Yeah, don't think about that too hard-

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Kate: I can only articulate my feelings through Uno reverse cards and keysmashes

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Kate: I love disasters

Chess: Self love is a healthy thing

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Eva: I am the type of person that likes to think things through

Kate: I once watched you try to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Flight attendant: Now, before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure.

Cairo: *snickers*

Kate: What?

Cairo: Do you feel safe?

Kate: I will hit you!

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Kate: I turned out perfectly fine.

Eva: Just this morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.

Kate: YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER, I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER, WHO DID?

Ghost Chess: Me

[murdercheerleadersincorrect]

Annleigh: You fight like my sister!

Kate: I've fought your sister. That's a compliment.