Mae

She/Her Transfem This is a testament to my problems, past, present, and future

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

weed before beer feel like a deer

beer before weed feel like a steed

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[dogpuppy]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

me, half-naked, under my breath, as my girlfriend disrobes in front of me: "taking your pants off is kind of a classic thing to do..."

her: "what the fuck are you talking about?"

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[kosmogrl]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Baby shoes for sale theylook gay

[dogpuppy]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[damazcuz]

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[oneheadtoanother]

[irisunchained]

Another day with beautiful breasts

[spacemancharisma]

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.