Welcome To The Shitshow

| Shauna, 21, Canada, She/Her |

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

me making a post then editing half of it then immediately deleting it then reposting it then deleting it again that drafting it then deleting the draft then wondering if i should repost it

[toastbutteregg]

[penisandballs-deactivated201602]

I can turn water into dry.

[anxietyproblem]

[doortoanotherdoortoanotherdoor]

[autumnhobbit]

got mesothelioma at claires

[squided]

got entitled to substantial financial compensation at claires

[keluchnae]

every time i see i cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

[waitingtorespawn-deactivated202]

god i fucking love jameela jamil

[fuckyounofuckme]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[forgottenchallenge]

Reblog if you are a magaphobe

[socialistexan]

🤔🤔🤔

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

bill off the poop water again

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

I want to point out that this is something that’s been largely misrepresented to make it look like Bill is disagreeing with paying more tax. He’s not saying her idea is bad. He agrees with more of his money being used to help people. He’s saying that most billionaires use “creative” methods to avoid paying the tax they should already, so to just focus on increasing tax isn’t addressing the actual problem, that many of these people should already be paying a lot more than they are, and constantly find ways around it. https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/everybody-talking-about-tax-bill-gates-pokes-holes-in-extreme-tax-idea/news-story/48b324ddbf03e97ef5c7c69f1682f01a The problem is, the headlines are very deliberately being written in a way to make it look like a smart guy like Bill is saying “AOC is wrong about everything”, when he’s actually saying “I agree with her idea in principle, but if you don’t close the tax loopholes, it won’t work as well as it should”.

[halles-comet]

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

[halles-comet]

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

[halles-comet]

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

[angelicguy]

class warfare

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[frottinq]

centrists will be like “um unpopular opinion but, [literally the status quo for the past 100 years]”

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive