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Pidgin/Syd | 24 | he/they

[zurin]

[cryptotheism]

You know what dahling lets indulge a bit, pour me another glass of pussy.

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[bobbole]

Palestinian children were prevented from going to school by razor wire and israeli soldiers — so they sat down and studied right in front of them (via AndreyX)

[crreature]

11 year old Huda, April 26, 2026, via CNN

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[oleskyfm]

This is a worker’s reprieve checkpoint. I only want you to engage with this post if you’re shirking your duties on the clock right now. We are going to make it. We are going to text and scroll on company time. We are going to find a corner or bathroom to linger in while something needs doing. Get some!

[scorebug]

Worst day of my fucking life

[capacity2]

They took this away from us

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[sonimage1965]

Meiko Kaji

1972

[wavcheck]

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[cordic]

we gave your drink an infection

[lucysaidhi]

Controversial babytuber reaching the "toddler" status and starts making videos like

[alivehouse]

[alivehouse]

u cant say kill? is the military recruiting from tiktok now

[sludgebones]

absolute ass beating going on in the tags

[csnycomments]

[herpsandbirds]

humbly requesting your most strange and offputting snakes — i keep trying to redesign an old snake hybrid oc but cant think of any niche snake features to give them 😔🐍

I do not find any snake to be off-putting, but perhaps these are strange enough for you...

Spider-tailed Horned Viper (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides), family Viperidae, from Eastern Iraq and Western Iran

Venomous.

The tip of the tail mimics the appearance of a spider or camel spider, and is used as a lure to attract prey, birds and lizards. (Some observations suggest that it may be mimicking centipedes.)

photograph by Omid Mozaffari

Tentacled Snake (Erpeton tentaculatum), family Homalopsidae, found in SE Asia

Aquatic and piscivorous

Rear-fanged, mildly venomous

The tentacles have a mechanosensory function, able to detect small movements in the water.

Photographs by Dick Bartlett & Jonathan Hagström

Arabian Sand Boa (Eryx jayakari), family Boidae, found on the Arabian Peninsula and nearby countries

photograph by Omid Mozaffari