May Madhatter

I'm just a nerd. A nerd who posts fun stuff.

[geekstudio]

Vintage pop culture food posters by J Feldman Art

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[brentraptor]

miles morales’ law: into the sweater vest

[hkthatgffan]

I made this over a month ago.

If I did it now, then I’d add Amphibia because OMG, that show is incredible! 

[ask-whitebag]

Please give Milo Murphy’s Law a chance.

[snyggvur]

[stephencolbertly]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes

[maymadhatter]

Sometimes,

Love is there

Right there

Instant, happy, content.

Sometimes,

Love disappears

Gone without thought

Instant, empty, alone.

[maymadhatter]

Literally the moment I open my heart up, it gets crushed.

[pancakesfor2]

this is who this movie is for, not the 30 year old men on the internet

[canadiangold]

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

[canadiangold]

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

dream job.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?

[aviculor]

modern day court jester

[louises-belcher]

No one really understands how much compliments actually mean to me, like I sometimes brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you,” but really, I remember compliments forever, so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me, thank you so much.

[fairyshire]

[myrcella]

ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅs ɪɴᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ sʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴇʀᴄʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ’s.

[books-read-in-nooks]

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

[kamdjdndknsssnsshs-deactivated2]

Shoutout to people who can’t stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can’t do or say anything about it because that’s “rude” and “ruining everyone’s good time”

[gillandy]

well maybe a shoutout’s not the best idea but we appreciate the sentiment

[ravenclawravings]

Hufflepuff: Hey! Did you have a fun new year’s Eve?

Ravenclaw: Ugh.

Hufflepuff: So, no?

Ravenclaw: It was fun, but there was a lot going on.