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sticky yet sweet, like honey

[sharkboxes]

[boyfromtazmily]

[shencomix]

[spooky-catboy-angel]

there’s really no predicting how this comic ends

[arsonsara]

This is like the opposite to Little Shop of Horrors.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[imageinsanity]

My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

me after reading this:

[failure-to-adult]

A boss once sat me down and said, I swear to fuck, that it was a bad thing that I was interested in leaving work on time. Like he said something like “I’m told that you like going home at the end of the day.”

I asked him what I meant. Like I point blank said “Are you saying I don’t work enough overtime?”

“…no,” he said, since we got in trouble if we worked OT. It was treated as a moral failing on our parts.

“So are you saying I should be working for free?” I asked. This is a trap question. It was a corporate job. Which meant he actually was limited in the shit he could pull.

“….no,” he grudgingly replied.

“So what is the problem?” I asked. And he had to admit that, technically, I had done nothing wrong.

But he tried to guilt me over LIKING TO GO HOME AT THE END OF THE DAY. After each 8-10 hour shift where I was allowed ZERO breaks, despite the law requiring I get a minimum of 15 minutes every 4 hours.

He also got pissed off that I was very open with telling people I had given my notice. I didn’t bad mouth the place. I wasn’t negative. I was just open that, yes, I was moving and had therefor quit.

GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE LEAVING.

[thebootydiaries]

[the sky is grey and it’s cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

[ruinedchildhood]

[theoptia]

— A piece of advice.

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Real shit.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

this is so true. I started following costumers, paraders, burlesque dancers, drag queens, swing dancers and retro kids. local businesses and community organizations and charties and I’m so much happier. no celebrities that only post super professional shots. It’s bad for your health and my therapist can back me up on that

[astraldemise]

my attempts at drawing frogs

[astraldemise]

you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh

[rose-the-emo-cryptid]

hit refrog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

[mari-xo4]

@black-roses-grey-skies

[xo-danny]

FROGS!!!!!

[meangirlnurse]

i’ve realized something terrible

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]

i didn’t want to know this existed

[bearlyholdingittogether]

this is, unequivocally, the worst post you have CURSED this site with

[vampirezigzagoon]

[irregodless]

[crystallinescientist]

[kosmonin]

[kosmonin]

pls

[deadgirldying-blog]

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

What Do This Mean .

[deadgirldying-blog]

i can’t explain my poetry often.

[bootykage-deactivated20140211]

aight

[catchymemes]

[savannahfaerie]

#BigHeadMode

[hymnofvalefor]

this has the same energy as a sims glitch

[theawesomeadventurer]

Why does no one recognize the KKK as an actual terrorist group??? As an actual WHITE and CHRISTIAN and AMERICAN terrorist group?? Is it because they’re white? Is it because they’re Christian? Is it because they’re American? Or is it all three? Hm……….Guess we’ll never know………………

[theawesomeadventurer]

Keep reblogging this please I’m getting so much hate from racists it’s hilarious

[thesweetfandomlife]

[movedtokajagoogooo-deactivated2]

WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO

[joey-wheeler-official]

this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]

Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”

Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”

Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”

[childhoodruiner]

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

[kdx78]

[meredithdraper-deactivated20150]

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

[tshifty]

you can only reblog this once a year