Hi are you still active and if so I am dying to hear more mayuri headcanons and brainrot
HEYYY !!! im active here and there been so busy lately (sleep schedule kicking by butt !!) but ofcc i could hit you with some mayuri brain rot 😼😼
(oh my god I wrote so much but it didnt flipping save RAHHH)
p.s im sorry if this is chaotic ive never rly done one of these before 😔
anyway here a list of mayuri headcannons ♡
- definitely has a tongue split as ive mentioned before because HELLO have we seen him? he would do almost anything to appear more "unappealing" but that doesnt work on us RARARARA anyway I also think he would have both sides of the tongue split pierced.
-speaking on piercings he WOULD have ear piercings... if he had ears. but he doesnt so🧍♂️
-moving on id definitely take him for a dermal guy too! (piercings twin 🙂↕️)
id see him having dermals up his arm in a line or around his wrist that he can change the jewellery to become big spikes sort of like a punk type of bracelet ykwim !!
- I obviously headcannon him to have long ass eyelashes cuz some guys are just blessed with that or whatever
his gaze though you knowwww when he looks at you its very intense maybe even just constantly looking angry at times but its one of those stares that you cant really lie to or feel relaxed while looking back at
if you met him lets think we are the special y/n and no he doesnt kill us or torture us or completely flake 🥹🥹
SO I think u guys could have a lowk chill friendship/relationship specifically if you were in the bount arc with ichigo and the gang you could lowkirkenuinley walk up to him and he could experiment on you (humanely ofc our loving king) and give you added abilities when fighting, this would definitely happen if you had a sort of unique ability like orihime does whether its modding your bankai or main ability to giving you added bonuses like extending limbs, immune to poisons or whatever !!
iffff he was a brainrot hed be mayuri payuri thank you ty ty so creative
OR MAYURI SAYORI guys hold me back (put mayuri in ddlc)
when it comes to eating i take him as a injection guy on days he is tired we know he has a thin frame (in the bount arc when we first see him without makeup) like hed have needles of all the vitamins his body needs and get nemu to inject it or lowk hook him up to an iv drip.
when akon first showed up he didnt really like him (still doesnt) but as he thought of him being a 'replacement' of himself and no one can replace mayuri right? hes going to be here forever !!! right? guys...
he has multiple gigais which are more realistic and comfortable than the regular ones, these consist of ewww human forms, even animal forms in case a situation arises
stop imagine mayuri pretending to be an animal in the human world or the soul society to blend in to experiment on someone or hide (ahem prison mayuri) and some little girl picks him up 😭
♤: stupid child move out the way-
♡: AWW A KITTY come here come to mama! ill take good care of you!
proceeds to try and scratch the girls face but he hasn't gotten fully used to this new gigai so he falls embarrassingly and the girl takes him home.
♤: im not eating this ugly peasant food, your house sucks too.
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ahh im sorry if this sucks let me know if you want more !!!
ty for your request tho ilysm !!
HAVE A GOOD DAY BAIIII ! ♡
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