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Feeling terribly anxious during sex scenes in movies & not understanding why it had been included when it had no relevance to the plot #growingupace

mayyday

THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.

sufjansontag

“protect heteroromantic aces” lmao from what? the sharknado?

infocards

from corrective rape? from mothers who are open and accepting of gay, bi, pan, etc people and still unknowingly tell their asexual children that people who don’t want sex are sick need help? from their closest friends at birthday parties starting conversations about how weird and fake asexuality is? from the fear of being alone forever because no one could want to be with someone like them? from going against sexual and relationship norms in a society that tells them they’re broken and wrong?? from people like you who delegitimize their struggles in the eyes of much of lgbt+ community, some of the only people who you’d think might understand

mayyday

Say it again for the people in the back.

dailyhayleyatwell

@HayleyAtwell: #TeamCarter we celebrated

pensversusswords

I ACTUALLY GASPED. I GASPED. AND THEN I STOPPED BREATHING.

a-fucking-velociraptor

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fuckyeahasexual

Cishet aces are discriminated against in both LGBT groups and regular society. This alone should be enough for those who think cishet aces don't suffer, not even touching on the prejudice for being regular aces.

renewinglaurenjane

Do me a favor okay? Stop trying to go back to who you were before. Before you were raped, before you got sick before an eating disorder took over your life. stop trying to be who you were five, ten, twenty years ago. Before the mental illness took over, before he died, back before your parents split or you lost your best friend.

You are NOT the same person as before. You never will be again. Give up the idolization of “before” and be who you are now. Be the you AFTER.

evil-bisexual

Thank you

therisingofdawn-deactivated2016

no post on tumblr has ever hit me more than this whoa

Shit

My sleeves are shit and my life is shit and everything is shit and then you die the end.

ganondilf

Just realised that Super Mario Bros and Jurassic Park have followed the same naming convention with their franchises.

Super Mario Bros / Jurassic Park

Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels / Jurassic Park: The Lost World

Super Mario Bros 3 / Jurassic Park 3

Super Mario World / Jurassic World

What I’m saying is I’m very excited about the prospect of Jurassic Galaxy

I’m 28 but act 16

[ ] you know how to make a pot of coffee. [ ] you keep track of dates using a calendar. [x] you own a credit card/debit card. [ ] you know how to change the oil in a car. [x] you’ve done your own laundry. [x] you can vote in an election. [ ] you can cook for yourself. [ ] you think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[ ] you show up for school late a lot. [ ] you always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. [ ] you have forgotten your own birthday. [ ] you like to take walks by yourself. [x] you know what credibility means, without looking it up. [x] you drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] you know how to do the dishes. [x] you can count to 10 in another language. [ ] when you say you’re going to do something you do it. [x] you can mow the lawn. [ ] you study even when you don’t have to. [x] you have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] you can spell experience, without looking it up. [ ] the people at [ insert coffee shop here ] know you by name. [ ] your favourite kind of food is take out. [x] you can go to the store without getting something you don’t need. [ ] you understand political jokes the first time they are said. [x] you can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[ ] your only friends are from your place of employment. [ ] you have been to a Tupperware party. [x] you have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [ ] you have more bills than you can pay. [x] you have been to the beach. [x] you use the internet every day. [x] you have been outside of your country 3 or more times. [ ] you make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 16

**Repost this with the subject as: I’m (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)

#That seems about right

ric-flair

just-shower-thoughts

In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes

mallemerok

Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.

beautifulgodzilla

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla

mariesbookblog

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

lucid-luck

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

thranduilland

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

bumbleshark

please accept my contribution to this post

smeliot-deactivated20220528

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

just-shower-thoughts

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

cparvum

This thing needs a goddamn warning sign

adulthoodisokay

don’t fuck me up like this

iyimibole

khoriepanda-deactivated20150507

Everyone just keep in mind, this man did this. There was no green screen, there was no padding. and he didn’t even flinch when the wall from the first gif hit his arm as it came down.