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[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

[sivavakkiyar]

wait what??? Ok I’m very confused what’s the link between a ‘book in Old English’ and A Clockwork Orange?? Am I a victim of the new literacy crisis or is the article author???

[sivavakkiyar]

I googled this because I was genuinely baffled—Burgess is like “one of my guys” but Clockwork isn’t a book I generally think the most highly of, maybe there was a scene in Old English and I’ve forgotten? My man was a Joycean—but no at least some other people have noticed this—

…leaving aside “basically just Russian” as also incorrect, my feeling is that this *was* just a fuck up on some level that I would find deeply embarassing: if the ‘fuck up’ was a confused student who’s simultaneously educated enough to recognize the unconventional style as potentially being Old English but can’t recognize Old English as such, I would generally say it’s on the professor for not having said at some point ‘okay so it’s not that.’ That’s just me tho that’s just me

[adz]

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

[adz]

>:(

[egregore-engine]

inside of you are two wolves:

"I should publish this extremely experimental, hybrid(?) fiction science fiction novel that is unabashedly ML about revolutionary violence as a web serial, where I can make most effective use of the medium and the release schedule in fun creative ways and garner readers without waiting like six fucking years"

"fuck it, we aim our can(n)ons at Tor Books"

[badpunktakes]

googling things isnt punk. poser

You can leave an apology in the replies whenever you're ready, idiot.

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[kasaneteto]

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Teto answer my texts messages

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ChatBPD recommends you keep hating that person you practically idolized half an hour ago

[jadeharleyinc]

🐍 < The noble python whitespace hunts most cruelly. If one is not the indent. But the dedent. 🦡

[alphactory]

have we already forgotten the dodent?

[jadeharleyinc]

gone the way of the dodo...

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[capnsoapy]

I hope that Ringo Starr's unethical retention of the elfstones finally gets brought into the public eye in 2026.

[capnsoapy]

Called it.

[loveridden1999]

argentina about to pretend they won this because of their talent & not as if the game wasn't handed to them directly. cabo verde, egypt you guys did great i am so sorry it is all rigged

[couchnapping]

So we’ve got these tiers: You know, twelve beers… that’s ten beers. But thirteen beers is fifteen beers. And we found that eight beers is still five beers. It doesn’t become ten beers. Seven-and-a-half, that’s five beers, right? So, eight beers going to five beers is the biggest differential we could find in drinking, so we found it very optimal.

[tamamita]

The red line was not at the fact that the man murdered brown people in the global south for fun, huh?

[yungmoomin]

What pisses me off so much when these people bring up the tattoo in isolation is that they want to argue he got it because he's a secret antisemite or something. No the man who spent his entire career advancing the interests of the USA and Israel in West Asia got the Nazi tattoo because he wanted to commemorate how much he enjoyed killing and torturing Muslim people. He got it because he is proud of being a tool for Islamophobic and imperialist violence in West Asia. They just refuse to acknowledge the actual victims of this guy as real people and it's maddening.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

[enba-and-luka]

[ferrisaircraftian]

[ID: Tweet by @/NateB_Panic with an excerpt attached that reads, "Rape followed by the murder of Vietnamese women was so common that US soldiers had a special term for it: double veteran." Fuck July 4th and fuck America."

The excerpt reads, "Rape of Vietnamese women by US troops "took place on such a large scale that many veterans considered it standard operating procedure." It was "systematic and collective"; an "unofficial military policy". One soldier termed it a "mass military policy." Indeed, rape followed by murder of Vietnamese women was "so common that American soldiers had a special term for the soldiers who committed the acts in conjunction: a double veteran". Examples of soldier testimony regarding rape include: "…they raped the girl, and then, the last man to make love to her, shot her in the head." End ID]

[starlitbeetle]

Source of excerpted text: Robert J. Barsocchini, "American Rape of Vietnamese Women was Considered 'Standard Operating Procedure'" (Link)