Crownless

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

in the lighthouse robert pattinson plays a man that has beef with a bird. and then in the boy and the heron he plays a bird-man that has beef with a boy. this leads me to belive his next role will be a man that has beef with a boy who is also a bird. and this is how i know robin is going to be in the batman 2.

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[maluskrow]

[70sscifiart]

Taglines from science fiction covers

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[bagel-of-masyaf]

rarely laugh out loud at math memes but this got me

[hieronymouscock]

i must not go to grad school grad school is the soul-killer grad school is the little-death that brings total obliteration i will face my desire for praise and intellectual stimulation i will permit it to pass over me and through me and when it has gone past i will turn my inner eye to see its path where it has gone there will be nothing

[395nm]

A four dimensional doctor would be absurdly good at treating three-dimensional patients.

surgeries require no external incisions.

every location in the body is operable.

medicine can be administered precisely to organs.

scanners are largely obsolete.

internal deformities can be spotted at routine checkups.

organs can be manipulated with minimal effect on the surrounding tissue.

[oneirophasia]

4D surgeon faces a malpractice suit for accidentally leaving the patient with situs inversus, handedness dysphoria, and an inability to digest natural foods

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[gassal-deactivated20120323]

[joshritodun]

I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through.

omG GOD BLESS

[super-not-here]

Truly, too epic for words

[chaucershakespeare-deactivated2]

Fucking amazing

[widjetarcs-deactivated20181217]

That end, brutal ultrakill on Bowser.

[ecalienni]

That was amazing!

[anastasiavonschroeder]

That is just yes

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[twilightarcade]

looper

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

usamericans living in houses made out of paper set an impossible standard of masculinity for angry men in other countries

[tastylemonbread]

kyoulle (french kyle) downing a nicotine redbull and attempting to put a hole through the thousand year old cobblestone wall in his bedroom

[idiosyncatsy]

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)