ENTP: I hate the whole gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss bullshit, because somehow when I set things on fire I'm "doing gaslighting wrong"
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ENTP: I hate the whole gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss bullshit, because somehow when I set things on fire I'm "doing gaslighting wrong"
ESFJ: hey guys, got an important work presentation, do I look good?
ENTP, not bothering to look up: you look the same as usual
ESFJ: Ok, fuck you, anyone else?
ENTP: ok but they have to sit and pay attention to you regardless of how you look so why make it easier for them, let them suffer
ESFJ: Rude! But I'll let it slide because I do enjoy where you're coming from.
ESFJ: ...
ESFJ: Ok no but seriously can someone tell me if this shade of lipstick works
ENTP on a zoom meeting: *changes display nickname to reflect the funniest thing that was said recently*
ENTP: here I have this hot take-
Everyone in close vicinity, immediately: NO
ENTP: wait why what's wrong
ENTJ: last time you had a hot take you claimed that triangles are a social construct
INTJ: the time before that you wondered what dipping your hand in nuclear waste would be like
ISTP: I would now like to hear both these hot takes
ENTP: ok so-
ENTJ, screeching: dONT enCOURAge hER-
ENTP: ffs Christmas music why is that shit everywhere it's NOVEMBER can y'all wait until like Dec 16th or so
INTP: yeah Christmas starts on Black Friday
ESFP: asddgjkl guys why d'y'all hate Xmas so much
ENTJ: *unsuccessfully trying to rationalise their way out of having an emotional crisis*
ENTP: *trying to help with the emotional crisis because problem solving instinct is on in full force and also free drama updates*
ENTJ: hey, you would tell me if you were going through something similar right?
ENTP: *having undergone a smaller version of the emotional crisis a few days ago* absolutely not lmao
INTP: sorry I'm late
INTP: got distracted reading fanfiction and forgot
ENTP: hey hey hey imagine turning up to a job interview and the interviewer has screenshots from this chat
INTJ: this thought haunts me every day
ENTJ: I worry that everyone else is going to do so well
ENTJ: Except me.
ENTP: wait hold up
ENTP: why the fuck do you think you're special???
ENTP: *banging on the door of the house* let me innnn
ESFJ, through the closed door: what did you forget this time
ENTP: i fORGOT mY aPRICOT :( :( :(
ENTP: I want a flamethrower disguised as a fire extinguisher because irony
ESTJ: Just leave them in a few places instead of real fire extinguishers and don't tell anyone
ENTP: well yeah, so that when people try to use them they'll just assume they're doing it wrong
ENTP: like oh there's a fire? Did you mean there's not enough fire?
ESTJ: surely that is what they mean by fight fire with fire, right
INTP: first I made this meme, then I made another meme, so long story short I spent 2 hours accidentally making a meme card game
INTP: no regrets though
INTJ: why are there blank boxes in this woman's lecture notes
ENTP: I think she wants us to fill them in
INTJ: excuse me, are you telling me I have to do work to pass this course???
ENTP: hot take, give the southern states back to Mexico
ESFJ: Mexico extension
INTP: Mextension
ENTP: #make Mexico great again
ENTP: my rational brain tells me that's icing sugar while my lizard brain is yelling cOcAiNE
ENTP: firefighter has 3 syllables
ESFP: no? It's 4? Fi-er-figh-ter
ENTP: who tf says fi-er it's fire
ESFP: I just asked the person sitting next to me on the train, it's 4
ENTP: they're wrong? That's not how I say it???
ISTJ: *quietly googles it*
ESTJ: I think we should discuss the Libra as it's the closest thing we will get to a global online currency
ENTJ: cloud based currency pegged on the dollar machine go mmmrrrr mmrrrr