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Hi! Entp here. A little about me - I use MBTI for fun, I don’t take it too seriously and I’d advise you not to as well... you can’t boil all of humanity down into 16 personality types. This blog is mainly for shits and giggles and is inspired by conversations my friends and I have had. forewarning: no promises on consistent posts!

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ENTP: *talking to a British boy* do you sexually identify as Harry Potter?

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ENFP: *sees INFP’s car* SILVER PUNCH BUGGY NO PUNCH BACK!!! *punches INFP*

INFP: YOU CANT PUNCH ME ON MY OWN BUGGY! ITS UNETHICAL!!!

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*ENFJ’s friends are all helping deep clean the house, led by INTJ*

INTJ: ENTP, you are being the least helpful.

ENTP: what do you mean???

*everyone turns to look at ENTP dusting a poster with a paintbrush*

ENTP: do you WANT me to DEEPCLEAN or NOT???

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*dinner time*

INTP: *talks about some boring crap*

ENFJ: *blows a spitball at her*

INTP: *doesn’t flinch, keeps talking*

ENTP: *laughing so hard she spits food all over the table*

INTP: *still keeps talking*

ENTP & ENFJ *laughing harder*

ENFJ: I HAVE TO POOP I HAVE TO POOP *runs away*

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ENFJ and ENTP: *watching a little puppy sleep*

ENTP: she’s so smol. The littlest baby. So smol. So cute. She’s… baby.

ENFJ: I want to put her on a stick and use her as a mop.

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ESFP: *to ENFJ* no matter what I say tonight, don’t give in. Have your mom’s back.

ESFP: *gets drunk*

ESFP: *grabs ENFJ by the collar* I swear to god if you don’t tell me who she’s dating I will drown you in your own urine.

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ENFP: your sister is 13?? I thought she was older. I pictured 13 year olds like... sitting down and eating mud.

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ENFJ: remember when you lied to me about fairies.

ENTP: god, I lied to you so much as a kid.

ENFJ: what else?

ENTP: ESFP living in a tent and fighting a bear…

INTP: oh you know, nothing important, ESFP living in a tent, fairies being real, that shirt looks good on you, I love you

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ESFJ: I would never go to Yellowstone.

ENTP: because of the volcano?

ESFJ: it would be just my luck. I walk in and BOOM.

ISFP: nah. I would still go.

ESFJ: What would you even do if it went off?

ISFP: *speaking as if its obvious* just hit the gas pedal really hard.

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ENFJ: isn’t it interesting how scars don’t tan?

ENTP: mmhm.

ENFJ: you wouldn’t know, you don’t tan.

INTP: she’s just one big scar.

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ENTP: I feel like you dislike nerdy stuff so much because you don’t get it and you’re not a part of it so you feel left out-

ENFP: that’s not true! I don’t even dislike nerdy stuff that much! Just because I don’t want to be a stupid fucking weeb-

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Group: *talking about movie Sophie’s Choice*

ENTP: Oh. I thought Sophie’s Choice was a clothing brand.

INTP: it does sound like that.

ENTP: we’ll send you three necklaces and you pick your favorite one.

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ENFP: I don’t have ideas. I don’t have a brain.

*simultaneously*

ENTP: I’m thinkless-

ENFP: I’m like the tin man-

*simultaneously again*

ENTP: FUCK! thoughtless -

ENFP: FUCK! The scarecrow-

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INTP, to friend, trying to say “we’re following suit in your decision to not eat meat”: we’re going to follow you in a meat suit

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ENTP: I like the name Paige.

ENFP: *scathingly* yeah that’s cause you’re a bookworm, nerd.

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INTP: do you remember when ENFJ was the fruit plate in beauty and the beast?

ENFJ: I was a fruitCAKE. *points at lake* jump in. Jump in now.