Molly @mcbelverson - Tumblr Blog

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

youcanstillwhistle

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

puppiesdoglover

Puppy can Grow Up to become Puppies Dog.

enbaluka-tokyo-drift

hustlerose

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

sproutlett

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

noknowshame

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

sunflowerbutch

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

cellarspirit

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

animentality

homunculus-argument

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

shoutingtothevoidtilldeath

Someone tried to do that with my grandma once. The guy tried to become her kid so they could inherit the house and money.

My grandma people pleases in a way where she lies all the time, so it was really hard to figure out whether or not she wanted to be in that situation, but after she was started to disown my mom (who would travel a couple hours every week to see her) we started fighting the guy. We’re now in a legal battle because he’s been using some sort of squatter’s/tenet’s rights to keep her house, and has had access to the grandma credit card(cuz she just let him borrow it). And my people pleasing grandma is now staying with us, and says she seething hates the guy.

homunculus-argument

Idk who needs to hear this, but this is your reminder to go clear out unwanted squatters from your grandma.