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[slowheart]

*man enters 20 feet vicinity of me*

*audible car door locking sound*

[kattvicious]

[ommanyte]

snail as old as slime

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[sleepdeprecation-deactivated201]

3: be late

4: fuck it

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[starlightandtears]

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

[fairylilies]

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

[slavery]

Goodnight all my my lady followers 😘 the rest of you I hope get arrested or something

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Skin is a built in onesie

[colescrow]

I don’t like this post

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Why do you fear the truth

[colette2018-deactivated20180214]

you: braid my hair and call me pretty 

me:

[memewhore]

[factualfeminist]

IM FUCKING DYING

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anxietyproblem]

[backdoorteenmom]

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!! the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

[tiralatele]

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

Gmod

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

[agentumbls]

Are you shitting me right now

[pumpkinapplemuffins]

JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE!

[latenights]

Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.