Hale Yeah

50 shades of-... Dammit Jeff Davis quit killing off my favorite characters

[astrronomemes]

FOR MY ABSENT LOVER : STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings, from various novels / songs / poems / prose, for muses in a long-distance relationship.

“I am afraid I will love you forever, and we will never be in the same room again.”

“You’re worth every mile between us.”

“If I forget her face, then I know there will be nothing left of me.”

“We were always going to say goodbye, weren’t we?”

“In a parallel universe, or another world, or a different life, we sit across from each other at the kitchen table and go over the grocery list.”

“I am jealous of your tattoos, and how long they will stay with you after I go.”

“I went to sleep last night so I could see you.”

“Your absence has gone through me like a thread through a needle. Everything I do is stitched with its color.”

“I miss the sound of your voice.”

“I get so lonely for you that I feel sick.”

“I must admit, I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.”

“I feel like shit when you’re not here.”

“Hell is loving you in my sleep, and waking up alone.”

“Some nights, I lay in bed, and imagine what I’d be doing if you were here with me.”

“I will be seeing you soon, and it will be better than anything else.”

“Just in case you ever foolishly forget: I am never not thinking of you.”

“What time is it where you are?”

“I miss you more than anything.”

“I’m back at home, and you feel so far.”

“Trying to figure out the time zone is making me crazy.”

“It’s driving me mad. I miss you so bad.”

“I keep your picture in my car.”

“I want to share your horizon, and see the same sun rising.”

“Turn the hour-hand back to when you were holding me.”

“All I want is to be where you are.”

“I exist in two places: here, and where you are.”

“I think of you at two in the morning when I can’t sleep, and I wish you were there to hold me.”

“I’ll make up for all the years I was supposed to be kissing you.”

“There still might be a place for us somewhere.”

“Come back. Even as a shadow. Even as a dream.”

“Next time I see you, we are going to kiss for a very long time.”

“I need you so much closer.”

“At least we’re under the same sky.”

“I’m on my way home to you.”

“Baby, take your medicine, and promise me you’re eating.”

[leneemusing]

IT’S  ALL  ABOUT  THE  YEARNING 

❝  you need someone.  let me be that person.  let me be what you need.  ❞

❝  look,  i dunno if i’m the kind of person you need or even want right now.  but i’m looking around and i’m the only one who’s here.  ❞

❝  i never realized how much i needed you until you were the one person who wasn’t there.  ❞

❝  you asked me once,  if i would ever take a chance on us…maybe that ship sailed.  but.  ask me again?  sometime— doesn’t have to be today.  maybe tomorrow just.  ask me again.  ❞

❝  i know i can’t protect you from everything,  but i wish you’d let me protect you from the things i can control.  ❞

❝  i used to have so much faith.  maybe not in deities or something but,  in the world.  the universe.  i believed their was a purpose to it all.  i’m not sure when i lost that.  ❞

❝  have you ever had something…missing?  like something just doesn’t feel right inside you but you don’t know what it is.  ❞

❝  sometimes,  i just need the world to be beautiful.  i know how dark and ugly it can be but i just want to see something good and focus only on it for a few minutes.  ❞

❝  i was sort’ve hoping you needed me.  is that selfish?  ❞

❝  people need someone to see them for what they are and not just see it but accept it.  i want to be that person for anyone i can…but it can be so suffocating to be that person and also remain unseen.  ❞

❝  sometimes i feel i’m being crushed under the weight of everything i’ll never be.  ❞

❝  you’re looking at me but you’re not seeing me.  do you know how that feels?  just see me.  please.  ❞

❝  i want to deserve you.  i’m trying to deserve you.  ❞

❝  i know i fucked up.  i know i did but don’t shut me out anymore.  let me in.  please let in.  ❞

❝  every time you smile at me,  i memorize it.  i remember each moment that i get to be the one to bring out that light inside you.  no matter what happens between us,  that’s what i’ll remember.   ❞

❝  i can’t help but think there’s got to be something out there for me,  somewhere.  just some place where i actually feel like i belong.  ❞ 

❝  the world is so big.  why do i never feel like i fit into it?  ❞

❝  when i’m with you i feel like myself.  i feel like every side of me is present and accepted.  and i feel good about it—  i feel good about who i am when i’m with you.  ❞

❝  do you like me?  i know you love me.  i know you care about me but.  do you like who i am?  ❞

❝  i want to look in the mirror one day and not feel uncomfortable with my own reflection.  ❞

❝  just take my hand and close your eyes.  pretend we’re anywhere else but here.  ❞

❝  so,  what would you be?  if you had to power to change all the things making you unhappy,  what would your life look like?  ❞

❝  do you even know what it does to me?  every time i see you cry,  any time you’re hurt even the smallest bit it just— do you realize how deeply you’ve imbedded yourself into my heart?  ❞

❝  i don’t feel like a whole person without you anymore.  i don’t fucking care if anyone else would say about that.  you’re part of who i am now.  the most important piece of me.  ❞

❝  every time you walk away you take another piece of me with you.  ❞

❝  i’m only really living in the moments when we’re together.  the rest is just existing until you look at me again.  ❞

❝  it feels like there’s a string around my heart and it’s connected to you.  everywhere you go you’re just tugging me behind,  pulling me towards you.  ❞

❝  you’ve got me in the palm of your hands.  you could crush me and i would still thank you for touching me at all.  ❞

❝  i no longer know where i end and you begin.  you’ve wound yourself around my soul so tightly,  you’re all i feel anymore.  ❞

❝  you’ve stolen my heart,  the least you could do is tell me what you intend to do with it.  ❞

❝  i don’t have perfect words.  i’m not the kind of person who knows how to sound poetic and shit.  so all i know what to tell you is that i belong to you.  i don’t know if you want me.  but i’m yours.  and at this point however it is you need me,  i’m here.  ❞

❝  you’re the only thing that matters anymore.  i can’t eat,  i can’t sleep—  all the goddamn cliches from every stupid movie and song.  you’re all i think about.  i’m useless except when i’m yours.  ❞

❝  i haven’t stopped thinking about the way you laugh.  i’m hoping i’ll get to hear it again.  ❞

❝  when your eyes are on me,  i feel like something worth seeing.  ❞

❝  just let me look at you for a little bit.  ❞

❝  i would do anything for you.  all my lines and rules.  they mean nothing when it comes to you.  it’d cross and break them all just to make you happy.  ❞

[voirdiredear-deactivated2019083]

[thugburrito-deactivated20130721]

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

[mercurykiss-deactivated20230707]

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’. It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself. An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH. So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it. My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

[klimun]

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

[chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed]

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

[woodmeat]

included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.

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Sterek - Icons 

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Jackson: Everyone is into me, girls.. guys. I bet nobody at this lowlife filled table could deny that. 

Y/N: Well you aren’t my type. I’m more into geeky, trip down the stairs but stand back up like it was cool type of guys.

Jackson: Name one thing about me that doesn’t make you want to bone me all night long Y/N. 

Y/N: hmm.. well lets see. How about your all too well known stuck up ego? 

Jackson: Personality doesn’t change my looks, and FYI, i’m everyone’s type.

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Jackson Whittemore

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I’m going to pull your tongue out of your head - Cora Hale 

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Stiles Stilinski - Dark Blue Icons

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[cocklestydia]

I still laughing at this

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[cryopearl-deactivated20200130]

Everybody that reblogs this by May 10th will get a traditionally drawn character based on what I think you look like after scrolling through your blog

Edit: OK I’M CHANGING THE GODDAMN DATE TO MAY 3RD BECAUSE I CANNOT DRAW 5,000 PEOPLE.

YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 3RD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

Edit 2: OK, so a lot of people are doubting this, but I’m not going to just skip out on this. I know it’s a lot of people, but the whole reason I’m doing this is because it sounds like fun, and it will be good drawing practice. I’m not starting it immediately, and it might take a while to get them all out, but I AM going to be getting all of these done! I’m going to keep my promise, and this is a legitimate thing.

[pandaapplepie]

Sterek AU

Derek mistakes Scott for Stiles..

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ITS 2AM AND I CANT SLEEP

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Green Brett Talbot Icons