Cellar Door

Chris / 24 / I love dogs, theater, sexuality, music, movies, food, feminism, and love.

[striders]

[cineworld]

So, you know, lately, I’ve been hearing this sound. Everywhere I go, like a tick, tick, tick… Like a time bomb in some cheesy B-movie or Saturday morning cartoon. The fuse has been lit. The clock counts down the seconds as the flame gets closer, and closer, and closer, until… all at once… BOOM!

tick, tick… BOOM! 2021 • dir. Lin-Manuel Miranda

[nessa007]

Roy Kent + iconic lines

[femvimes]

Sometimes a family can be you (a social worker), a female gnome, a sentient blob bellhop, a were-Pomeranian, a tree sprite, a wyvern, the mayor, her island sprite girlfriend, your phoenix husband, and the Antichrist

[rachelsennott]

[first-ex-wife]

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016), written by Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, & Jorma Taccone

[aliciavikander]

BO BURNHAM: INSIDE (2021) dir. by Bo Burnham

[mabeltanaka]

[mabeltanaka]

please watch Bo Burnham’s new special Inside on Netflix

[spixi-moved-deactivated20240205]

ive realised there isnt a huge market for shakespeare shit posts

[genteelblackhole42]

There isn’t a huge market but I’d still eat Claudio’s heart there.

[tim-lucy]

Jonah Simms: political activist & ally

[pateldevs]

get to know me; [1/20] male characters — dan egan, veep

So did they cure you, or whatever? Nah. I did not need to be ‘cured,’ Michael. I diagnosed myself with an acute case of ‘everything’s fine.’ Can I get anybody coffee? Yes, please. Milk and two heaping spoonfuls of whatever the fuck you’re on. 

[redbelles]

Your Honor, Ms. Vito’s expertise is in general automotive knowledge. It is in this area that her testimony will be applicable. Now if Mr. Trotter wishes to voir dire the witness as to the extent of her expertise in this area, I’m sure he’s gonna be more than satisfied.

MY COUSIN VINNY (1992) dir. Jonathan Lynn

[abcsofadhd]

Things I struggle with

Routine

Lack of Routine

[adz]

anybody can wear this shirt but you must have sunglasses on while wearing it

[eunwoosfav]

2020: a summary

[bellamysgriffin]

get to know me meme >> Favorite TV Shows [5/?] Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Here’s what happened. I was in New York, I run into Josh. He made me feel warm inside, like glitter was exploding inside me. Then I moved here. I did not move here because of Josh, because that would be crazy and I’m not crazy.