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essie p blog. main is rubysapphrald

[mcdofficial]

do people actually pronounce the SCP acronym as “skip” in casual speech instead of verbally spelling it out or are you guys fucking with me

[mcdofficial]

scp-5802 movie incoming

[mcdofficial]

the foundation is closed forever because a keter class threw up

[mcdofficial]

marshall carter and dark is closed forever because two of them tried to kidnap the third out of a deranged alien parasite fuelled desire for him to help them summon an evil god of pollution

[mcdofficial]

the factory is closed forever because isabel wondertainment levelled the place . and because one of the workers threw up

[mcdofficial]

a bit adorable

[rand0mini]

I like putting people's fanart of my characters up on my wall. Reminds me to be creative more. I'd link sources more exhaustively but I'm sure a reverse image search should work for most of these but the most recent additions are from @paleo-vodka and @omnishanked and @mcdofficial thank you for doing draws of my guys!

[mcdofficial]

funniest thing about 5802 is how on the talk page someone says something like "this is really good but why is there so much swearing in the dialogue?" and the person who wrote the article is like "sorry. i'm australian"

[mcdofficial]

maybe YOU recognize the bodies in the water. i’m different though

[mcdofficial]

and i’ve said this before but the funniest thing about the scpverse is the the x files are literally real

[thisismyideaofhumor]

[project-butch]

[scpconfessions]

“I don’t read the stories because I don’t like them.”

— submitted by anonymous

[mcdofficial]

the foundation is closed forever because a keter class threw up

[mcdofficial]

marshall carter and dark is closed forever because two of them tried to kidnap the third out of a deranged alien parasite fuelled desire for him to help them summon an evil god of pollution

[mcdofficial]

the factory is closed forever because isabel wondertainment levelled the place . and because one of the workers threw up

[owochimuwu]

The patriarchy doesn't want you to see women succeed in any capacity. I've had great success in sewing 4 guys together and connecting all of their nervous systems to the brain of the one with the most anxiety and yet my critics all hiss and boo and throw bones and things out of their stupid little cells. Really they're just mad because i used the beautiful feminine art of sewing and not something crude and masculine like surgical staples

[thrussy]

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

[rubysapphrald]

Members of MTF Pi-1 arrived approximately two minutes after the conclusion of the distress call.

[ohhhhhh my god it’s finally done….in the works since JUNE this was. i’ve been working on it so long the watermark is from three urls ago. 5802 is my favorite SCP of all time despite not even being two years old and this specific part was very….evocative, i guess, so i wanted to try to draw it the way it always appeared in my head. i like marshall carter and dark a lot -_- i LIKE to think this turned out pretty well and i worked very hard on it. thanks to my brother for looking over the typesetting for me before i finished!]

[mcdofficial]

acwy coded mcd girl

[amygdalae]

the 6ft tall husband i constructed outta wads of recalled contaminated caramel from my job at willy wonkas factory has discovered a desire to kill. ive decided to melt him with my trusty handheld creme brulee torch next time i see him