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[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[bellatrixobsessed1]

Come back with a warrant and have grass are two different vibes that I felt in two different ways.

[herniacin]

the reblogs. read the reblogs. this post is 10x as long with the reblogs

[ughmerlin]

10 YEARS OF THE MERLIN FINALE “The Diamond of the Day” ▸ 24.12.2012

[rubysunnday]

#they're so married

[fidget-sinner]

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

[wherethereareoctobers]

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[deanwinchesters]

On My Block | 3x02 - “Chapter Twenty-Two”

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[melonatures]

I did it because I love you. And do you love me? You love me, don’t you?

Yes. I love you.

[captnswilson]

You know that feeling when you wake up and you don’t know where you are or who you are? I feel like that every day. And I suddenly remember my sister’s dead. I also remember you’ll be in class when I come through the door. And that’s the only reason why I get out of bed. You don’t make my life complicated, Nadia. Actually, you saved it. 

[schoolofrock-deactivated2021112]

Every Single OTP: Guzmán & Nadia, Elite ↳ “You know that feeling when you wake up, and you don’t know where you are or who you are? I feel like that every day. And I suddenly remember my sister is dead. But I also remember you’ll be in class when I come through the door. And that’s the only reason why I get out of bed. You don’t make my life complicated, Nadia. Actually, you saved it.”

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[deaddollsdontcry]

It’s true, I mean what kind of sauce would you cook them with? They’re pointless.

[notmireelname]

Well I’m just devastated to discover that Italians don’t make their own pasta from scratch!!!

[childweanedonpoison]

In a surprising turn of events, 2020 italians work 9am to 6pm jobs

[decaffeinateddreambeliever]

Meanwhile those shits are the absolute star in Spain.

Pretty nice with ragu because the meat enters the tube so you may find small pieces of it into the tube.

Nevertheless I also hate them

[dreamers-queen]

The things you can learn on Tumblr, amazing

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags a tv show that should never have been cancelled

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[ichikun]

English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

[languageswithceles]

English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes

[hotairballoon221]

English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig

[pol-yglottin]

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[hotairballoon221]

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

[oranguin]

English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: for fuck’s sake

Finnish: salmon snake

[narwhalsarefalling]

english: dragon

asl: :D!

english: tell me?

asl: SPICY DINOSAUR

[the-sandy-hippo]

english: turtle

swedish: :3

english: ???

swedish: shield toad

[irregularthought]

English: the end.

Danish: :)

English: …. what

Danish: Slut.

[jafarsapologist]

English: a hedgehog

Farsi: :)

English: oh no

Farsi: knife chick :)

[whitecoldshipping]

English: Jellyfish

Br! Portuguese: :)

English: don’t you dare

Br! Portuguese: LIVING WATER

[thesadghostclub]

Here’s a long but important comic for you <3

Accepting ourselves the way we are means we allow ourselves the things we need to make life a little easier. You don’t have to fight it, it’s ok have different needs to others. You are worthy of kindness, so be kind to you <3

love from the sad ghost club <3

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[zenndaya]

And, as a woman, there’s no way for me to make my own money. Not enough to earn a living or to support my family, and if I had my own money—which I don’t—that money would belong to my husband the moment we got married. And if we had children, they would be his not mine, they would be his property so don’t sit there and tell me that marriage isn’t an economic proposition because it is. It may not be for you but it most certainly is for me.

— LITTLE WOMEN (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

[herbgerblin]

I’ve decided to be sexier in 2020. There will be with no actual effort on my part, l just intend to be perceived as such