nia

i'm 25, a-spec, and mixed, but there's no one i stan more than hans zimmer

[herniacin]

if i'm hard and you're dripping then who's easy to compress

[herniacin]

me my gf and our shapeless expandable poly partner. wait

[herniacin]

i love being a lesbian, this is my for you page hehehe two posts with the exact same posing right under each other and it's girls kissing hehehheheheehehehehe

griddlehark post here and rangshi here, go give them love

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[frownyalfred]

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

[newskyillusion]

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

[azrielgreen]

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

[jezebelgoldstone]

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

[shouldaleftitat]

one day i will open tumblr and the only thing on my dashboard will be franchaela kissing

[grlfrns-deactivated20190917]

✂️

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[shabbytigers]

hi this tag perfectly encapsulates the FML coefficient of my life as a non-german speaker living in germany and i’m going to frame it

[triangular-doggo]

ⓘ Im anerkannten Kurort Bad Schnitzel ist das Betreiben öffentlicher Bordelle nicht gestattet.

ⓘ In the officially recognized spa town of Bad Schnitzel, the operation of public brothels is not permitted.

[azzandra]

As long as the schnitzel has enough space to fit a brothel, it's a good schnitzel.

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wyndryga]

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

[happyfork]

(Cat Lunch Break - KC Green)

[ohmisterpitiful]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[dykecinema]

A lesbian will make a JOKE post on their own damn blog about not liking whatever the yaoi of the month is and people will be in their comments acting like they killed their family

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[capitalism-is-a-disease]

[pretty-sailor-scout]

[muffinlance]

Tag by @loopy777 :

#yue kinda is a magical girl but she needs a transformation

You know

I think

canonically

she does get one of those

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[hellgrub]

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

[partisan-by-default]

You forgot the other two.

[philiaaaaaa]

Oh Will you please take me home?