Memento Mori

Alex | 30 | ♊ | Cis | she/her | AsexualNo idea what I want to do with my life 😕

[catasters]

[sighinastorm]

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[escuerzoresucitado]

Common tree shrew

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[azhdarchidae]

caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

[cloud-ya]

there isn't much to draw about fat fish tail

[girlwarlock]

you could draw this:

[cloud-ya]

[onibi-onibi]

(タプタプお腹 | キュルZ さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

[buildingmysteri]

[justsomeectoplasm]

[noknowshame]

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.

[devildaisies]

[egglit-the-determined]

[egberts]

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[shortkinglogan]

ThpThpThpThpThpThp

[rottenbabyfawn]

pspspspsps heyyy kittykittykittyy

[shortkinglogan]

[stardustfanfare]

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock