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im here, im queer, yea

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[serpant-of-heaven-deactivated20]

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

[best-of-reblogs]

[seraphex]

not leaving this site until it gets deleted

[seraphex]

if apple wants me and my penis jokes to die so badly then they can come and shoot me point blank but until then im gonna be sticking around

[jennifersgender]

monster of the week | angels

[alltimesos]

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

[luxarcher]

Ultra delayed post for Aro Awareness Week a while back bc I haven’t been on tumblr in a while, but hopefully this resonates in a few of you too!!

[kennythetrampvamp]

✨gender moodboard✨

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

[bowling-with-skulls]

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

[shoelace-and-friends]

MMMMM, the LAYERS to this. 

She’s technically a monster too. She might not look it at first glance and seems mostly human, but it isn’t deniable even despite her looks compared to the other monsters. 

But she realizes that she is still not like the rest of the monsters either and may not have entirely the same experiences as them, which is why she feels that she might not belong to or deserve to go to the support group. By sometimes passing as human, she feels she isn’t worthy of the space. 

The sad reality though is even though she’s mostly human in appearance, that tail she has undeniably would still cause her some struggle. Humans are still gonna look at that tail and think she’s a freak. There are probably still accommodations she needs because of the tail that she may still struggle to have access to. Even if it is just the tail, that tail is still enough to other her from humans and cause her problems and discrimination. 

She should get to belong in that support group even if she gets told she’s not monster “enough”. She still shares some of the same struggles as them that are caused by being a monster, and needs support. 

This is an excellent demonstration of the flaws in the concept of passing privilege. Bravo to the artist. 

[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[wonder-marvel]

The strong female characters that inspire me

[brashishbutch-deactivated202112]

i do not want a “job” or to go to “college”, i want to live in the mountains with a pretty girl and a black cat and make stew for dinner and paint pictures of her in oil paints and sell wood carvings and potatoes at the market.

[justcatposts]

“This is how our cat says “I love you”” 

(Source)

[rosebud-wizard]

[mcfuckinnnnhhhh]

i,,, it’s halloween,,

[glumshoe]

Hozier does not hold an exclusive license on the use of the concept of moss for artistic purposes and he actually did not ghostwrite every poem about forests

[fandomfishbish]

this is true ??? do people..... attack other people for not believing this ???????? i am confused, and concerned

[glumshoe]

It’s tongue-in-cheek. A lot of people have not learned that “[X artist] ghostwrote this” is kind of a rude and belittling thing to say to someone about their own original art, even though those comments are meant fondly.

It happens with any kind of media—if you discover one thing you like very much, then other, similar concepts you encounter later will remind you of it. But even when what you mean is “I like this; it reminds me of other things that I like!”, it’s hard not to hear “Your art has no unique value and can only aspire to be cheap imitation!”

[gentlesharks]

[fuliajulia]

[gentlesharks]

[i-am-a-fish]

Today will be….. fintastic

[salemwitchhunterofficial]

All year: my sexuality doesn’t define me

Pride Month: i am the ace gosh i just love being asexual time to spread love and pride because im super ace

[mcfuckinnnnhhhh]

🖤⚪️💜

[boingmann]

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