i'm a fucking survivor

{Independent roleplay blog for Christopher Mintz-Plasse in The Far Cry Experience. Multiverse and will roleplay with anyone.} M!A: Accepting

[mclovinishere]

((I ship Chris Mintz Plasse with Chris D'Amico. It's self-shipping, but it's also not.))

//omg. that’d be interesting

[abelieversheart-blog]

Who do you ship me with?

Put a URL in my askbox. I’m interested! 

[lookinyoungandpreservedforever]

Reblog if your icon is a sex god/dess.

[mclovinishere]

i think by now i've seen most (if not all) interviews of chris on youtube

jesus fucking christ

i need to take a goddamn break because he's making me emotional

so i'm going to go play video games or eat or something idfk

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

AnalThrasher69 being a good role model and valuing consent 

[mclovinishere]

ALRIGHT LET ME RANT FOR A SEC

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

CHRISTOPHER MINTZ-PLASSE IS A GOD

HE IS ONE OF THE CUTEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE PLANET

LIKE LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING CHEEKS

THOSE CUTE LIL CHEEKS

WITH HIS FUCKING DIMPLES

AND THAT SMIRK HE SOMETIMES DOES

AND THAT LAUGH U KNO WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WATCH FRIGHT NIGHT HE'S A SEXY VAMPIRE

AND HIS DARK EYES THAT DON'T ABSORB LIGHT AND MIGHT BE KIND OF CREEPY BUT ARE STILL FUCKIN ADORABLE BECAUSE DARK BROWN EYES REALLY TURN ME ON AND I HAVE THE SAME EYES AS HIM ITS GREAT

AND THAT CUTE LISP

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING LISP

HE'S A DORK BUT HE'S THE MOST ADORABLE DORK I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON AND I PROMISE YOU I WILL SOMEDAY MARRY HIM AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE 23347356 TIMES FOR BEING SO GODDAMN CUTE

DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS OR I WILL CRY FOREVER

[mclovinishere]

"You’re so weird."

"—Yes…your fucking point?"

[mclovinishere]

((Can I say that I really love your writting and portrayl? I went through both your Chris and MotherFucker/Red Mist blogs and I really like the thought you've put into both your muses. ))

//asdfghjjyrt't thank you, friend! this made my day, honestly. 

[mclovinishere]

"Why are you wearing that?" - coughs anal beads

"Why not? It's entertaining."

omfg

also ignore dave franco in the background even tho he's cool 2

[nerfthis]

[moon-meat-blog]

This never gets old.

[nitramid]

[mitcelhl]

i fucking cant

[i-am-here-to-swallow-fire]

fucking pugs.

[inboxideas]

Put one of these in my askbox

"I need a hug."

"I could kill you!"

"Kiss me."

"You’re so weird."

"Why are you wearing that?"

"You coward."

"You’re all out of ____."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

get a reaction from my character

[mclovinishere]

DO U LIEK IT UP DA BUTTOCKS¿

"—What? Uh, no? That's a weird fucking question."

[notyourchewtoy-deactivated20131]

To the rp partners that let you take as much time as you need to reply:

[mclovinishere]

"So you really do love me, Mclovin?"

"—What?"

[mclovinishere]

okay i'm off to go play fc3 and then go to bed so goodnight friends

i'll reply to things and what not tomorrow