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#he's such a menace
oh yeah, Ilya really really wanted to see more of Shane
State Lines | Hollanov
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Chapters: 7 of 13
Tags: Alternate Universe - College/Universite, Angst with a happy ending, second chances, explicit, idiots to lovers, slow burn, cheating, not on each other, but with each other, dual timeline, we all hate Shane's husband, but Ilya Rozanov hates him more than you do, what do you do when you meet your ex situation ship five years later, romance, hurt/comfort
Summary: Ilya’s brows quirked again, and he flicked open the first page of the textbook, ‘and you decided to learn Russian now because...?’
‘Because I married a Russian man, and I figured it was about time I learned.’
‘You never learned with me.’ Ilya said.
‘No.’ Shane replied, tersely, ‘there was a lot I never did with you.’
Or: Shane has the perfect husband, amazing friends and a life envied by everyone who knows him. It’s a slight inconvenience when his new Russian tutor just happens to be his ex boyfriend, Ilya Rozanov.
Read the seventh chapter on Ao3
that split second of Ilya chasing Shane's thumb
"if these gay yearning little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy russian to feast upon my performance wouldn’t be as good"
Yes, we just sit here and look at it.
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To be clear. Shane's whole thing about Ilya being a Sex God is because of the limerence. Ilya is nineteen and he can get a rhythm going and that's about it. He was throwing shit at the wall when he hit that 'Get on your knees' in Nashville but only he knows that because Shane's brain turned OFF. Ilya said "Let's do a little experiment here" and the results were "Oh my god oh my god oh my god." Shane came hands free because he was that obsessed with the idea of Ilya Rozanov being inside him. Ilya said "Do you like that do you like that" because he's nineteen and he needs the validation and Shane was like "YES YES YES I LIKE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO DEEP YOU'RE SO GOOD" and objectively. It was okay. Ilya fully did not know where to put his hands a couple of times. He forgot about Shane's dick. Luckily, Shane is God's special angel who can come from the idea of Ilya's cockhead being in proximity to his prostate a few times. Mind over matter, says Shane Hollander's dick. And then Ilya said "Oh God Hollander" because it was also, objectively, one of the hottest things that had ever happened to HIM, Ilya Rozanov. Shane sits on that step afterwards plotting about how he's gonna get this over and over and over again for the rest of his life and he has no idea that there are women in Boston who have Ilya listed in their contacts as "Hockey Guy 6/10". Shane Hollander cannot fathom a world in which Ilya Rozanov doesn't lay the maddest pipe this side of Lake Michigan. "Ilya Rozanov is a some kind of nineteen year old sex God" No Shane honey he was just designed in a lab to score goals and make you cum and he's done scoring goals for the night.
Video of Connor for Vogue Adria (via nenadjanjatovic)
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welcome to Pound Town population: Shane Hollander
Yes, it's scary. But you're brave.
strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3
face in the pillow that's how he likes itttt
Connor Storrie | Vogue Adria | March 2026 | 📷 Cass Bird