Where I Am

I'm Alexa. 26. I write things and sometimes people read them. www.alexarunning.com

[dunmertitty]

EXCUSE ME, WHAT?????

[dunmertitty]

EXCUSE ME, WHAT???

[dunmertitty]

PLEASE read the first line of the article i linked:

he’s literally an endboss. he could probably double as a patron deity, but he’s an endboss (and an addition to the Monster Manual) according to wyrmwood gaming.

[transswordbian]

Not only is he an end boss, he’s literally on the same CR as a tarasque, which is the hardest monstrosity in all of DND. That’s the challenge rating. Remember that the CR of a lich, which is the final boss for most people, is only a CR of 21. Ancient dragons have CR’s of only 14-17. Shaggy is a CR 30.

[saintdollyparton]

What’s super hilarious to me is that Matt Lillard is an avid D&D player and is currently on the show Relics and Rarities on Geek and Sundry.

[mcphace]

I 🍠 what I 🍠

[mcphace]

✌🏼 AND ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP BITES THE DUST ✌🏼

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[goodreadss]

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec: In Bed, 1892-93

[mcphace]

In his last days, Herb's cancer had gone into remission. He was full of hope! But on the drive home from the hospital, his brakes gave out, and he crashed into a truck full of peanuts. He survived the crash! But he WAS allergic to peanuts—he died instantly. Let us now read his final tweets... 'I'm gonna live forever! #cancerfree #invincible #tweetingwhiledriving' 'Oh no, I think I'm gonna hit that truck #hopefullyitisntfullofpeanuts #ohnoitwasfullofpeanuts'

BoJack Horseman

[foulserpent]

tumblr 2018

a popular blogger confesses to real, irl murder on their vent blog. a post goes around from someone called ‘bpdhamilton’ saying “hey guys bowserslefttesticle is a murderer and also hella aphobic so please dont reblog their posts :/”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Followed by a post by from somebody called ‘candidcandide’ going “Um, excuse me, but…free speech?!? Like I’m personally against murder, but if we prevent bowserslefttesticle from talking about how he killed somebody, doesn’t that essentially make us the same as the murderer? Take the high road, you guys.”

[harleyismyhero-deactivated20190]

Some people???? Commit murder??? To cope??????????

[thiccgrayson]

to all you murderers out there: you are valid

[the-real-ted-cruz]

the A in LGBTQPIA stands for assassin

[padme-amidalas-will-to-live]

@missmaialibre literally my sister in law, and yet she somehow is also majorly against non-binary and trans folks

[mys-maialibre]

*screams*

[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

[mcphace]

Relevant

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I told him that Comic Sans was my "spirit font"

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There is a part in every day where I lie to myself and say that it’s okay

“The Truth” by The Spill Canvas (via mcphace)

Reblogging because relevancy

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Yikes

Since I got new insurance, I haven't been able to refill my Vyvanse (Adderall) prescription because of processing issues/whatevs. So I ran out two weeks ago, and for these past two weeks, I've been miserable at work. Maybe I *don't* actually love my job...?

[mcphace]

My parents made me an artichoke and I stood in the kitchen talking with them as I ate it, and after I cleaned my bowl and started walking away my mom said in the sweetest voice "Did you eat the heart, honey?" and it was the most punk-sounding question ever.

[mcphace]

Yep. I'm in trouble.