I'm very Sleuthy

[oholandesvoador]

Art by Dan Mora

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[riothrrrley]

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

[duckertron3000]

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

[internmarce]

Also:

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

Rickrolls

[honeybee-happy]

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

[wearamaskcoward]

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

[corned-beef-hash-deactivated201]

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

[orochislayer]

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

[bananonbinary]

writing out like 4 really intense and purple prose-y paragraphs in response to really innocuous statements

[rainphee]

that one scene from nanalan with the peepo

[calagar40000]

Putting @googlyeyesonmagiccards

[mcsleuthburger]

Stating "ok, that sounds fake, but ok" about things that are perfectly normal.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[aspiritualbumpit-deactivated202]

I just witnessed a fucking murder

[cake-warrior]

and i’d do it again

[mcsleuthburger]

The tail wag at the end though!

[dnd-5e-homebrew]

Pokémon by caniswolfman24

[staff]

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Art by Creatr @thatnoisegallery

[mcsleuthburger]

Only reblogging because this says “vote early and often”…I’m ok with people voting early, not so much often…

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

When you cast two spells that you didn’t know interacted

[linvala-the-memer]

Reasons not to play Spy kit.

[magic--the--memeing]

Two insights I’d like to offer.

Cornered Market works both ways, so it can inflict major pain on the opponents.

Counterbore won’t work. It counters spells, Spy Kit can’t change spell names.

[mcsleuthburger]

The only really mean thing I can think of is, equip this to your creature, cast Harmless Offering on that creature then cast Eradicate

[egypt-san-deactivated20150318]

[millenniumitem]

u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you

[squided]

Not risking it

[shioppang]

Truly inspiring.

[dnd-5e-homebrew]

Unearthed Arcana Quick Player Characters by Wizards of the Coast

[xlupik]

[s00tball]

Amazing

[jaecn]

Pinnacle of modern art.

[pleatedjeans]

buttersafe

[fifty-shadesofgay]

OH THANK GOD

[b4dwu1fe]

I had so much anxiety in the beginning of this.

[gabraul]

This post really comes down to how much you trust the person who reblogged it.

[herotox-deactivated20150121]

[drawingguitarist]

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

[stepchildofthesun]

Pokemnemonic

[musashi]

i hate this comic because i saw it like 5 years ago and to this day this is still how i remember it

[megapokemonxy]

Bugs trump Grass because that’s their environment.

Confused about why Bug-Moves are super effective against Psychic.

[irischroma]

Bug, ghost, dark are strong against psychic because they are common fears/phobias ! (Yknow because Psychic….brains and all)

[primal-blaziken]

Still don’t get why Ghost beats Ghost.

[lil-peebo]

[cyberstevie]

ground beats poison - rub some dirt on the wound. steel beats poison - you…i mean, you can’t poison metal. steel beats fairy - fae creatures hate iron in most mythologies. fighting beats dark - PUNCH THE SHADOWS

[necromosss]

made some gifs to describe the Pokemon Go fandom right now

also

Long Live Instincts

[winterbramble]

oh my god I’m crying with laughter. My idiot sons

[threemarshmallows]

everyone please look at my pidgeottos

[houstonastros]

This grounder tried to get away, but Carlos Correa is too quick for that.