Sweeners

21 Irish part time model I reblog whatever I feel like sometimes post texts or pictures, my blog is a mess just like my life

[anxietyproblem]

[rylandsgrace]

#It's Tenet logic 🤷🏻‍♂️

[coltonclay]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

[dajo42]

i logged on to twitter.com and saw somebody say “plutonium is fictional because it doesnt exist in nature”. which, one, i dont think is entirely true, im fairly certain trace amounts of plutonium exist in natural uranium deposits, and two, that is such a frankly wonderfully incorrect definition of fictional and im deeply intrigued by the implications. concrete is fictional. polyester doesnt exist

[curlicuecal]

The logical extension is that unicorns are made of plutonium and polyester

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[plum-soup]

Emails sent by the IRA to Margaret thatcher

[d4ll]

Me? overthinking? Shit probably

[ryebreadgf]

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

[enchantedpineseed]

this was the glass jar guy verbatim

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

I'm afraid to ask.. what happened? 😬

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Are you fucking kidding me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post: I (42m) moved in with my lovely gf (28f)

Me: I already know there’s a 99% chance you’re the arsehole.

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I was also pretty sure he was in the wrong from the start, but I was interested in this jar collection. How many jars would there be - forty? Fifty?

Ten. This guy was throwing a shit fit over ten jars. This woman has fewer than a dozen mason jars that she keeps because they add a little fun to the work of keeping hydrated - not losing weight, you stupid turnip, keeping hydrated - and that’s some huge imposition for you? What the fuck, dude?

[studentlifeproblems]

[blakeflake]

I didn’t ask to be called out

[sixpenceee]

The rings!

Source

[fan-grell-411]

Hypnotic

[otakumultimuse-hiddlewhore]

Cool

[ithelpstodream]

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[irishfino]

[drives over hitler’s death site]

[nichtschwert]

Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

[bucketslutz]

Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

[imagesofperfection]

Women, the streets near the car park are named after:

Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz

Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

[withywindlesdaughter]

reblog this forever 

[garlic-slut]

It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it.

[4got2reply]

How do I tell a guy he's the coolest and I wanna kiss him

first remember that men are the root of all evil. then reconsider.

[holdmyaffectation]

someone: you need to make a decision!

me: *starts crying*

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*

[boh-forse-mah]

:)

[dreamers-queen]

Spite is the greatest muse

[abandoned-as-mustard]

humans don’t change

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

x

[krabby-kronicle]

[mcsweenerslikesthis]

Why do I have to get bug-eyed when I cry?