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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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DEAR READER
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people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this
real mvps
Those hillshire farm containers are like the patterned flour sacks of our time
Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.
Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change
please please ohhhh my god please please please please please please please please please please
this is truly the darkest timeline
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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.
It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.
So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.
So.
The Game.
The following are the rules of The Game:
there is no winning The Game
once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game
the point of The Game is to not think about The Game
if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game
A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.
Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.
What have you done
once in high school someone managed to seize control of the intercom and announced, "Attention, all students, this is an announcement: you have just lost the Game," and i got to find out what it sounds like when an entire school shrieks in rage all at once.
why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
being a predator species is awesome i love being full of food and lying down about it
bad news, professor, the sixty dollar book of short stories and poems that you "edited" for our english 101 class is out of stock from the school bookstore, the included texts are all available online, and I have constructed a google doc to share with the class.
Kids, if you are in an English 101 class and you have a textbook that costs more than twenty bucks you should check your syllabus and see if the assigned readings are available online.
English 101 professors fucking love stories that were originally published in the New Yorker or poems that are 100 years old.
Are you taking an English 101 class during the fall semester? I give it an 80% probability of including an Edgar Allan Poe short story and you DO NOT PAY for Edgar Allan Poe short stories you go to Gutenberg.org and you read for free. (my class is doing the cask of amontillado and i look forward to memeing with you in october.)
Anyway if you're in an English or Composition class and your professor has assigned the third edition of the Little Seagull handbook this site definitely does not include the entire text at the bottom of the page and you definitely should not save it from there. (i would not recommend trying to download the PDF, tho. Just copy the text.)
Also please, please, please check your college/university’s library! They have the budget you don’t, and mostly do their very best to buy all required textbooks, often including coursepacks. Often you can check out the books for a limited period of time (say a couple hours or a few days) if it’s a required text, OR they may have them electronically for you to download/access. (or both!)
VERY MUCH THIS.
If your campus library is currently open and allowing people to check out books, there is a VERY good chance that your required textbook will be available for on-campus loans of a few hours.
What you do is this:
Wait until you have your syllabus
Go to the library and check out the required text and use a private study room
Use the high resolution camera in your pocket (because almost all of us are carrying one these days) to take pictures of every page of the assigned readings.
Organize the photos into files titled with the name of the class and the due date for each reading
Say "fuck you" to the $300, 1200 page Literary Theory book that you just photographed 87 pages of and live your best academic life carefree.
Also, my dear young friends who are starting college for the first time, I would like to introduce you to the Perdue University Online Writing Lab and its Citation Style Guide.
This is a free online resource that will tell you what the most up-to-date citation style is for MLA, APA, AMA, Chicago Style, and more.
Don't fail your bibliographies, friends.
I was a lit major and even just getting the paperbacks for a bunch of my classes was sometimes prohibitively expensive so I used to:
A) Read a LOT of Dickens on Gutenberg on the tiny screen of my sidekick
and
B) Copy full texts off of gutenberg and print them eight pages to a sheet (four on each side) on printer paper and staple them together.
Here's a fun thing! You can also get a book on kindle, disconnect your kindle from the internet, read the book, and return the book for a full refund. This works best if it's something you can read in a short time and you don't need the device for anything else while you're reading that book.
Also Archive.Org has a library. You can search your textbooks and you can borrow them, usually for an hour at a time but you can request a loan for fourteen days.
Sometimes they've only got older editions of textbooks but in a lot of classes that's not going to matter.
So check out your textbooks and screencap relentlessly.
U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right
one of the attorneys at work just walked into another one's office and I faintly heard him go "is that a SKELETON?"
They have named her Rose
Two of the other attorneys have now dressed her up in clothing
I came in this morning and someone had positioned her right outside my cubicle...
ominous
hilarious update: it turns out that the attorney was on an important zoom call all morning, so she put the skeleton under the proximity sensor that controls the lights for this section of the office so they wouldn't turn off mid-call
attorney: [places a six foot tall plastic skeleton under the proximity sensor]
the sensor:
i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic
as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”
as brutus said, tase him again
Girl.
jesus did what
flat fuck friday
you know what day it is
queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday
girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck
Nichelle Nichols, the beloved Lt. Uhura on 'Star Trek,' is living with dementia and struggling financially. Three parties fight to control h
[note: this is behind a pay wall, the incognito tab thing no longer works so I used a private browser and that worked]
THIS, this is what I was trying to remember details about some weeks back. This is a new article and it is very very long but I think it's worth carving out about fifteen minutes to read. It's long because it's thorough. It is the WHOLE story. It is heartbreaking.
No one is really fighting for Nichelle's autonomy or giving a clear, trustworthy account of her coherence or ability to make her own decisions. It seems as though very bad decisions have been made on her behalf.
Her final days are not being spent the way she wished them to be, that much is clear.
No one close to her, other than her son, has seen her in two years - everyone says two years.
This woman is a legend, an icon, and while her case is far far far more convoluted than Britney's, and there's no clear fight or rallying cry, it'd have been nice for her to know that the public cared.
I love how Michael’s mother will not only tune in to Off Topic sometimes but she will also use his account to chat and everyone in chat is like “Hey Denise how’s it going? :)”
A user: What shirt size does Michael wear???
RT User Michael: Medium
The chat: Thanks Denise :)
I also want to add that she prefaces every message with “Denisey” to let everyone know that it is, indeed, Michael’s mom who’s chatting
Some Ky things I love
-“What are you taaaaaaalking about”
-“Get some help.”
-How she got super into Minecraft so quickly and built this absolutely amazing house? So impressive?
-*incoherent screaming* -Ky, 2021
-Her younger-sibling relationships with Fredo and Lindsay
Everyone add more because I love her
